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Concentration by SNORLAX, Jeremy Cezanne

July 12th, 2007 12:50 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Create a concentrate of an unexpected food, like chocolate chip cookies.

We made bread concentrate and a super-Oreo.

Bread Concentrate:

We condensed 3 loaves of bread into the space of just under half a loaf.

BEFORE:

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AFTER:

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Each slice of my patented bread concentrate contains 7-8 slices of bread. Here are a few statistics that prove just how wonderful my super-bread is:

1 slice of regular bread

85 calories
20% of daily calcium
7% of daily fiber



1 slice of super-bread

595 calories
140% of daily calcium
50% of daily fiber

We made toast:

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none of the bread will get wasted!

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Oreo:


Before:

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After:

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Jeremy likes sugar:

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- smaller


17 vote(s)

5

Ziggy C.

 5

Lank

 5

Meta tron

 5

anna one

 5

YellowBear

 5

Ben Yamiin

 5

The Villain

 5

K!

 5

Malaysian Eddy

 5

Cameron

 5

Charlie Fish

 5

Caitlin of DOOM!

 5

Burn Unit

 5

EarthMaiden

 5

Ted Logan

 5

bill s. preston esq.

 5

Tricia Tanaka


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9 comment(s)

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posted by SNORLAX on July 12th, 2007 12:59 AM

our toast was VERY filling

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posted by Meta tron on July 12th, 2007 4:04 AM

that oreo cookie is biscuit porn.

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posted by YellowBear on July 12th, 2007 2:14 PM

I can't believe Jeremy ate that! gross. How can I not vote for that kind of suffering, putting your body on the line, in harms way and such. I shiver at the thought.

I can't vote for this...
posted by Blue on July 12th, 2007 3:05 PM

But bring back the rock candy WITH AVENGENCE!!!
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posted by SNORLAX on July 12th, 2007 3:27 PM

the rock candy is the REAL concentrate. unfortunately thats for another task. its been going since last year and still proly has a few more years left. how's that for tasking

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on July 14th, 2007 11:46 AM

ewwww....

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posted by Jeremy Cezanne on July 17th, 2007 3:29 PM

it sooooooooooo delicious. fatening sugary goodness.

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posted by Charlie Fish on August 3rd, 2007 9:04 AM

Brilliant! Made me laugh out loud!

We never finish the loaves of bread we buy before they get mouldy - maybe the solution is to squish several slices together each time so we use it faster... hmm....

Points!

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posted by EarthMaiden on December 19th, 2007 7:29 AM

woohoo



bread smushing for teh win!!!

xD