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lowteck [TKC]
Level 6: 1183 points
Alltime Score: 16386 points
Last Logged In: March 5th, 2010
BADGE: Journey To The End Of The Night BADGE: The Sweet Cheat Gone BADGE: Senator BADGE: Winner of a Duel TEAM: San Francisco Zero TEAM: TKC EquivalenZ Rank 2: Human Googlebot The University of Aesthematics Rank 1: Expert Biome Rank 1: Hiker Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 3: The Meddlesome
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Player Photograph by lowteck [TKC]

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.


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all hail the shenanigoat




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22 vote(s)



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posted by Shazbot [TKC] on July 3rd, 2006 5:43 AM

why?! oh god why?!

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posted by Cunning Linguist on July 3rd, 2006 4:39 PM

the only thing you have in common is the 'stache...
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...
*shudder*

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posted by Fpenguin [TKC] on July 6th, 2006 4:41 AM

my eyes aaahhhh they burn

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posted by Ian Kizu-Blair on July 13th, 2006 10:06 AM

The new photo is genius.

I'm frightened.
posted by Emerging Artist on April 7th, 2007 7:47 PM

-EA

Wait!!!
posted by Blue on May 29th, 2007 4:44 PM

Was that pict(the one of you getting a ticket) From the busstop Rave?
I sure as hell don't rememver that!

no
posted by p00n p00n on May 29th, 2007 5:03 PM

that was haloween cause he had a ninja sword

What?!?
posted by Blue on May 29th, 2007 6:15 PM

Wait? What the cops carry ninja swords on Halløween in SFrançis©o?
Caraaaaaaaaazy!!!

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on May 29th, 2007 6:21 PM

to make it worse i had goggles that were completely fogged up. i didn't realize until too late that i was trying to walk outside of the path that they were funneling people through. i didn't realize that the people yelling at me were A yelling at me and B police until a little too late. THEY TOOK MY SWORD! ME ANGRYY

You are so hardcore
posted by Blue on June 22nd, 2007 5:47 PM

i think I am all #1 and shit but not according to this…

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on June 22nd, 2007 6:04 PM

haha i am "# fah king 1"

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posted by Burn Unit on June 23rd, 2007 7:47 AM

first time discovering the all time display, boys?

sheeesh.

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posted by YellowBear on June 23rd, 2007 10:12 AM

You get bonus points for having a picture with Frank Chu!!! That guy is hilarious and awesome and completely wack all at the same time and I see him everywhere

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posted by Hungry Dustbeard on June 28th, 2007 9:37 AM

Are those beavers?

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on June 28th, 2007 11:00 AM

gay beavers i think

Hmm...
posted by Saint on June 30th, 2007 8:40 AM

Lowteck, is it me, or do you just seem to have this insatiable urge to steal peoples identities? I guess that would be helpful if you were a spy though...

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on June 30th, 2007 1:16 PM

i have no idea what you're talking about

Hey Saint…
posted by Blue on June 30th, 2007 2:51 PM

Quit talking to yourself it is just weird!

What are YOU talking about!
posted by Saint on June 30th, 2007 11:11 PM

talking to myself! PSH! only when I'm bored!

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posted by anna one on July 12th, 2007 11:32 AM

What exactly is happening in that photo?

Yeah…
posted by Blue on July 12th, 2007 1:30 PM

I am wondering the same thing!?!

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on July 12th, 2007 1:48 PM

errrrr... we were playing with power tools.... drilling things...... not really sure how to explain

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posted by anna one on July 12th, 2007 2:52 PM

What's the red box?

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posted by Thai Eddy on August 3rd, 2007 12:53 AM

Podium (ha ha ha ha)...you are freaking brilliant!

not that it is a good idea....but,
posted by YellowBear on August 3rd, 2007 1:24 AM

if you get hard up, i bet you could find one somewhere around sf state. I bet nobody would say a thing if you just acted like you knew what you were doing and took one out of a room.

Before I met you… +1
posted by Blue on August 4th, 2007 11:04 PM

I was scared to task with you cause I thought you looked like this…
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ABAP
posted by YellowBear on August 23rd, 2007 1:20 AM

Holy shit!! That photo is soooo baller!! I wish I could vote again

Damn
posted by The Vixen on August 23rd, 2007 1:29 AM

Who's the hottie? Can I have her number?

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posted by Thai Eddy on August 25th, 2007 11:36 AM

Damn LT....You da man!

Speech making
posted by YellowBear on September 2nd, 2007 10:53 AM

That new photo with the m16 & podium is sweet. Sure does make me want to vote for you...

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posted by anna one on September 2nd, 2007 2:18 PM

yay! You got a podium!!

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posted by Thai Eddy on October 2nd, 2007 9:53 AM

quit trying to hypnotize us with your manliness dammit!

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posted by YellowBear on October 2nd, 2007 9:05 PM

Cool new badge!

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posted by Blue on October 2nd, 2007 9:18 PM

Yeah nice badge… thats not the senator one is it???

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on October 3rd, 2007 9:25 AM

thats for a duel. i never got the one for senator or journey to the end of the night

Thaz bullzshit!
posted by Blue on October 3rd, 2007 1:36 PM

here you go...
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posted by Fonne Tayne on October 3rd, 2007 9:54 PM

flickr.com: frank chu in stealth mode

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"When traveling on BART, Frank Chu goes into Steath Mode. He turns his sign upside down so that it sits pole-up, then drapes his jacket over the sign to conceal the text."
--mrbill, december 11, 2006

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posted by Blue on October 3rd, 2007 10:00 PM

Insert "Spy Hunter Theme Song"

Peter Gunn or the Video Game?
posted by Fonne Tayne on October 3rd, 2007 10:09 PM

watch the whole thing! it gets better as it goes on.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DLtcPj5o9T4

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posted by Fonne Tayne on October 3rd, 2007 10:11 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382315/maindetails

Unfortunately this is NOT happening:

"Plot Outline:
An ex-fighter pilot rids the world of spies, assassins, and other vermin with his souped-up Interceptor car."


"Comments:
Production is currently on hold, no filming scheduled."

JESUS, FRANK
posted by Fonne Tayne on October 3rd, 2007 10:14 PM

get a-hold of urself.

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the chuchu: tailors ain't cheap.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on October 20th, 2007 5:01 PM

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villains are often overlooked by a large cleave.

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posted by anna one on October 23rd, 2007 12:52 AM

I can't believe that I've never voted for your player photo. It's like the best one ever. You should always be sitting regally with bikini girls. Always.

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on October 23rd, 2007 10:34 PM

a badge! sweet

agreed always.
posted by YellowBear on October 24th, 2007 8:16 PM

Congrats on being filled with badges! I'm impressed (and still badgeless). They are gonna need to program you a second row if you keep this up...

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posted by The Vixen on October 31st, 2007 9:16 PM

Clover milk is the best!

yeah yea
posted by Fonne Tayne on November 5th, 2007 10:48 PM

was this supposed to be a rip van winkle?

while you were sleeping, you made level 8.

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on November 6th, 2007 3:55 AM

level 8!! it IS just like swimming with dolphins

Congrats!
posted by Lincøln on November 6th, 2007 6:04 AM

I've been swimming with dolphins and this is no swimming with dolphins.

(is this your second time to level 8?)

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posted by Hungry Dustbeard on November 6th, 2007 8:12 AM

Woo hoo!

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posted by Bex. on November 6th, 2007 10:25 AM

woot!

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posted by Blue on November 6th, 2007 10:25 AM

Woot Woot!

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posted by Thai Eddy on November 6th, 2007 11:15 AM

Hoooooray!

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posted by Ben Yamiin on November 6th, 2007 12:11 PM

Weee!

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posted by anna one on November 19th, 2007 11:09 PM

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posted by Thai Eddy on November 25th, 2007 11:21 PM

Delicious BRAINS!!!

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posted by The Vixen on December 11th, 2007 7:01 PM

AHAHAH!! For the longest time, I thought those things on Clinton's eyes were cucumbers...

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posted by Monotony on September 11th, 2008 1:49 AM

holy pliffant! they're not?

Funny, so did I...
posted by anna one on January 15th, 2008 12:04 AM

What is your stance on cucumbers, Senator?

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on January 15th, 2008 12:23 AM

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Eric 'Otter' Stratton: I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

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posted by Fonne Tayne on January 23rd, 2008 11:29 AM

I knew it. You've been a sock-puppet this whole damn time...

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posted by Blue on February 12th, 2008 12:02 PM

Way to hit the 1000 vote mark!

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on February 12th, 2008 12:08 PM

yaaay for me.

i celebrate tonight

'This is bat country' made me laugh out loud. Loudly.
posted by anna one on February 21st, 2008 11:29 PM

I found this and immediately thought of you:
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posted by anna one on March 21st, 2008 9:32 AM

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posted by Fonne Tayne on March 24th, 2008 11:20 PM

y'all are despicable! ...that's why i vote!

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posted by UXØ Adam on March 28th, 2008 2:32 PM

My vote is for this

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LOVE IT!

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posted by Lincøln on March 28th, 2008 2:44 PM

Yeah, you're right. I was laughing a lot yesterday just thinking about this photo. It's pretty perfect.

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posted by miss understanding on March 28th, 2008 3:40 PM

When initially looking at the main picture you currently have featured, in it's small size on the side of the screen, I thought your shirt said "SOD"...which compelled me to immediately investigate.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on March 28th, 2008 4:03 PM

you've finally been favorited. you got a vote for the cigar-cleavage, but bat country, being god, and the shell necklace - all in one week - take the cake.




LE BROCCOLI EST MORT!! VIVE LE BROCCOLI!!!!

Give God a double titty twister for cheesecake! +2
posted by Poncho on March 28th, 2008 7:40 PM

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posted by anna one on March 28th, 2008 8:03 PM

Haha, that was so super awesome. Lookit yer face!

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posted by Kyle Hamilton on March 30th, 2008 1:55 AM

......I Love broccoli

im sorry

please dont hate me

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posted by Sean Mahan on April 24th, 2008 3:13 PM

First-ever modded comment? That's right: Kyle Hamilton.

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on April 24th, 2008 3:15 PM

COMMENT FLAG!

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posted by GYØ Ben on May 24th, 2008 8:37 AM

Aw, I missed it.

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posted by Monotony on April 9th, 2008 2:34 PM

KYLE!!!!!!!!!!

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posted by Monotony on April 9th, 2008 5:34 PM

stop scaring me, lowteck.

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posted by salad fingers on May 7th, 2008 4:26 PM

oooh. you gifted me with a vote... that's almost as nice as a gruby tap.

safe sechs... +1
posted by Bex. on May 22nd, 2008 8:20 AM

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posted by Fonne Tayne on May 22nd, 2008 1:23 PM

pikachu?? really??

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posted by GYØ Ben on May 24th, 2008 8:36 AM

Yes, and it comes with EPILEPTIC BANNED POKÉMON EPISODE!

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posted by C.M. Gonzalez on May 24th, 2008 10:00 AM

No, that was Porygon.

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posted by ASIMO on June 13th, 2008 3:04 PM

Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed, with my advanced circuitry and receptors, that you are not a member of the Probot team. I question whether there is a reason to this. I hope that sending you a request for friendship will increase your desire to empathize with robots.

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posted by C.M. Gonzalez on July 13th, 2008 4:44 PM

Lemme know where to send the rest of them.
SAFE

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posted by anna one on July 22nd, 2008 12:27 AM

You look sooooo safe.

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posted by Peter Garnett on July 23rd, 2008 5:43 PM

Whoa. You're lowteck again.

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posted by YellowBear on August 20th, 2008 1:00 PM

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hee hee hee +1
posted by lowteck [TKC] on August 20th, 2008 1:05 PM


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posted by UXØ Adam on September 7th, 2008 1:12 PM

This is confusion I just don't need.

*melts*

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posted by C.M. Gonzalez on September 7th, 2008 2:26 PM

Confusion you need. Confusion you can trust.

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posted by Hollow Eyed JJason on September 7th, 2008 3:47 PM

Lowteck: Confusion you can believe in

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posted by lowteck [TKC] on September 8th, 2008 10:46 AM

you can't wu-tang better than me

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posted by Ms Minch on March 6th, 2009 6:18 PM

Lowteck

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posted by Lincøln on March 23rd, 2009 10:06 AM

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