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Remote-Controlled Phoenix by SNORLAX, Ben Yamiin, salad fingers

May 23rd, 2009 1:18 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Kill your television. Then resurrect it a more interesting form.

Yes, Kill Your Television.
This was done with weapons and expert planning...
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and a video camera:
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We used not only strength, but blood sweat and tears... no, for real... there was blood.
main_dsc003157084.jpgDoesn't look like much here, but that's because the wound hadn't yet realized how much it could bleed. Once it's full potential was made obvious, there was much more blood... We may have missed the chance to fully photograph this in our attempt to clean said wound and stop the flow of life from broken flesh.

We did avenge ourselves.
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and utterly destroy the television until it was nothing more than a pile of parts and an empty shell cowering in the corner.

... and then something strange began to happen. Bits of green began to sprout from the rubble...
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and continued to sprout until... we were faced with a full blown resurrection from the TV's remains.

We apparently brought Salad Fingers to tasking life.

main_dscn546957092.jpg..and the world now has a little more sunshine dust...

We are not sure yet if we should apologize for this.

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Documentation set up
The man is holding an axe... beware.
Plotting
Kill Your TV.mp4
Death
Destruction
Mayhem
Blood
Revenge!
The final blow
Sprouts.... of....
... lettuce???
growing on everything...
Birthed from the rubble.

17 vote(s)

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KristinawithaK

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Waldo Cheerio

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Mr Everyday

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13 comment(s)

(no subject)
posted by KristinawithaK on May 23rd, 2009 1:21 PM

Hahahahahahahah

(no subject)
posted by salad fingers on May 23rd, 2009 1:24 PM

your laughter is like sunshine dust

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on May 23rd, 2009 7:21 PM

laughin' at my wounds, woman!?

(no subject)
posted by salad fingers on May 23rd, 2009 9:35 PM

but we like it when the red water comes out..

don't we now...?

Yeurgh... +2
posted by Waldo Cheerio on May 24th, 2009 10:53 AM

No, I do not like your mouth words.
No, I do not want a glass of warm milk.
And stop calling me Milford Cubicle.
*shudders*

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 23rd, 2009 1:42 PM

City of Lost Children

This reminds me of it.

(no subject)
posted by artmouse on May 27th, 2009 3:26 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamazing.

(no subject)
posted by Mr Everyday on May 28th, 2009 6:00 AM

THIS, this right here...

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on May 29th, 2009 5:29 AM

A followup -

This was done about a year ago. However, we were unable to transfer additional footage from the video tape to a digital copy, so it was sitting on our task lists for a long time. If you live in San Francisco and you can accomplish this easily, message me or shenanigoat and maybe you could help us out. The other stuff is quite good.

Also, I have an amazing scar from this incident. My hand now smiles at me.

(no subject)
posted by salad fingers on May 29th, 2009 7:33 AM

some footage will not be shared.

(no subject)
posted by susy derkins on May 29th, 2009 8:59 AM

I was wondering about your knack for ubiquity.

(no subject) +7
posted by Burn Unit on May 30th, 2009 3:54 AM

You must have joined the game after they stopped giving a free Ben to everyone who reaches level 5. Lowteck had eight of them for a while, but I hear all except one have been damaged beyond repair. You can see how roughly he treats them.

I keep mine chained up out back by the garden. He's been trained to scare away rabbits. But also, he is handy if you need a collaborator or a translator on short notice.

(no subject) +2
posted by Ben Yamiin on May 31st, 2009 8:58 AM

i'm not responsible for the actions of bens no longer under my control.