45 + 16 points
Wrong Holiday by SNORLAX, enversi, Joe mama
July 6th, 2006 3:50 PM
SANTA RAMPAGE!!
What a great way to celebrate christmas. We started out on Hyde @ the Cable car turnaround at 6 or so already intoxicated. Great times. We were a group of drunk Santas, yelling at people with red shirts, wishing some a merry christmas, telling others they werent getting presents. I think Joe Mama was evil Santa. He had some quality rants that I've decided not to post for fear of offending way too many. We walked around to fisherman's wharf, barhopping of course.
Frank Chu joined us for a few hours. One of the Santas bought him a beer, which he proceeded to chug like some frat boy, when someone yelled "bottom's up." Don't we get votes for that. Unfortunately I was too drunk to take a picture of it. I tried to ask him if I could advertise my website on his sign, but he has increased his prices and he wanted a 1 year contract (I left a business card with him at his request in an attempt to negotiate, but I'm sure I won't hear from him).
We eventually made our way to pier 39 for the fireworks. Despite the the fact that it was christmas, i brought a pack of roman candles, which got me kicked out for a brief period of time. It was all a little hazy, but the highlights were drinking with Frank Chu (kinda odd), RJ the leather Santa (funny guy), I knocked over a few plants while battling Joe Mama for reaons that I cant remember, musee mechanique (I got video of a very bizarre moving doll), Danta aka user Enversi leaving his Santa suit for us to Ransom.
- lowteck
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Video 1 : see next to pics below
video 2 : Click here to go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBtZSGsJPE
video 3 : Click here to go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWa5cKoKIV4
What a great way to celebrate christmas. We started out on Hyde @ the Cable car turnaround at 6 or so already intoxicated. Great times. We were a group of drunk Santas, yelling at people with red shirts, wishing some a merry christmas, telling others they werent getting presents. I think Joe Mama was evil Santa. He had some quality rants that I've decided not to post for fear of offending way too many. We walked around to fisherman's wharf, barhopping of course.
Frank Chu joined us for a few hours. One of the Santas bought him a beer, which he proceeded to chug like some frat boy, when someone yelled "bottom's up." Don't we get votes for that. Unfortunately I was too drunk to take a picture of it. I tried to ask him if I could advertise my website on his sign, but he has increased his prices and he wanted a 1 year contract (I left a business card with him at his request in an attempt to negotiate, but I'm sure I won't hear from him).
We eventually made our way to pier 39 for the fireworks. Despite the the fact that it was christmas, i brought a pack of roman candles, which got me kicked out for a brief period of time. It was all a little hazy, but the highlights were drinking with Frank Chu (kinda odd), RJ the leather Santa (funny guy), I knocked over a few plants while battling Joe Mama for reaons that I cant remember, musee mechanique (I got video of a very bizarre moving doll), Danta aka user Enversi leaving his Santa suit for us to Ransom.
- lowteck
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Video 1 : see next to pics below
video 2 : Click here to go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBtZSGsJPE
video 3 : Click here to go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWa5cKoKIV4
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posted by mock piratey turtle on July 6th, 2006 5:59 PM
tell me you know about this! (or was this from Santacon last year?)
posted by Orion on July 7th, 2006 11:29 PM
Oh, shit, I totally saw you guys at Pier 39 during the fireworks and thought you were The Shriners or something. That tickles me.
You most certainly get votes for that.