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Mantooth
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Take Some Notes by Mantooth

May 2nd, 2007 6:30 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Take some notes.

I work in a corporate environment that makes "The Office" look like Zigfield's Follies. It is, most decidedly, NOT a smash hit....unlike every other single area of my life.

However, once in awhile, kismet strikes and I was able to simultaneously take "team meeting" notes while fulfilling this task.

Additionally, one of our vendors did a presentation before the meeting which always translates into free food and useless, office schwag. Especially nice was the "Panic(tm) Spanish plaquard which translates among others, the phrases:

"Call your lawyer." (Llame a su abogado)
"Call your doctor." (Llame al doctor)
"I'll call an interpreter" (Llamo a un interprete)

Awesome. All of that's pretty useful to the budding Spanish-speaking conversationalist.

At any rate, for your persusal and subsequent judgement are my notes and pics of the schwag.

Enjoy the joy.

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First Page Of Notes
Second Page Of Notes
Free Schwag
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magic?
posted by Fonne Tayne on May 7th, 2007 10:39 PM

i for one would like some more info on this panicspanish.

i often find myself panicking for tasty burritoes and though i speak the language of cervantes well for a gringo some ready-made colloquialisms to assuage my nerves would be much appreciated.

Panic Spanish
posted by Mantooth on May 8th, 2007 8:47 AM

I don't understand - No entiendo
I am sorry - Lo siento
Just a moment - Un momento
Please - Por Favor
Do not hang up - No cuelgue
I'll call an interpreter - Llamo a un interprete
Thank You - Gracias
If you have questions - Si tiene preguntas
Call this number - Llame a este numero
What is your phone number? - Cual es su numero de telefono?
Do you have any questions - Tiene preguntas?
What is your name? - Como se llama usted?
Where do you work? - Donde trabaja usted?
Call the Doctor - Llame al doctor
Call your lawyer - Llame a su abogado
The check has been sent - El cheque fue enviado


And it goes on like that - I'll try and scan in the actual "Panic Spanish" plaquard at some point and post it here.

kudos
posted by Joshua Johnson on May 8th, 2007 4:22 PM

first of all I'd like to say, kudos to Mantooth for turning me on to this damnable SF0 and then I'd like to say, is that a botched Twisted Sister logo over your writing "kudos" on your notes?

you fucked it up, walter!
posted by Fonne Tayne on May 11th, 2007 12:27 PM

i can see the big lebowski (not jeff bridges) spurting out a few of these in proper pasadenean.


"¿parla usted ingles?"