During my break, I actually began to try and get a few new jobs. I tried being a phone sex operator, a technician... heck, I even tried my hand at being a florist. But the one thing that I did that I get to officially add to my list of 'things that are totally amazing and completely awesome' was voice acting.

Seriously. I'm a voice actress. Even typing it seems weird.

So I did a commercial - that you have probably never seen for a product called an 'audio road' - but I ALSO did a short series of hypnosis CDs for a company called Mister Hypnosis, LLC. I was the female counterpart to the relaxation and empowerment cds, and it was... uncomfortable. A bit annoying. Anyways, the cds are for sale here.

PROOF!

Well, things that I learned were:

a) I already knew everything I needed to know about hypnosis before I worked for Ray White
b) Hypnotism - like nearly everything else - is all about sex
c) Royalties don't pay very well for unpopular hypnotists
d) creepy old men are even creepier when they are telling you, "sultrier, Selah, sultrier"

True story