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Coolio. Secret underbellies hide the neatest stuff. And museums are also Mad Interesting.
I'm pretty sure that even T can tell the difference between a leg and an arm. Unless you wrap them in tinfoil and butcher paper before you put them in the freezer?
"What is this?" "I have no idea, but either way, it'll make a fine soup."
It would certainly be a good reason to see a dermatologist!
[Edit: Nevermind. If I can't complain or poke fun without making at least two major mistakes, I lose my right.]
Yes, but honestly, I was about as underwhelmed by my art as I could possibly have been.
I am afraid that I try to avoid any burning sensations in my tool, enormous, stone, or otherwise. I am entertained nevertheless. Bravo!
Thanks! I try. Of course, I succeed better when I don't try.
Well, that pretty much clinches it: Cultural homogeneity, tumbleweed tea, and no Morte. I can't work with that.
Do you have another compromise plan, or do we just need to have you transferred here or kidnapped or brainlaundered (like brainwashing, but much more high-class) or something?
We must always be vigilant against the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
Hah, the horse has always had a thing for you anyway!
I didn't say anything was bad about opportunism, it's just that planning makes opportunism work better. :-)
I have rarely heard of an instance of an alarm being disabled that did not result in immediate failure of the thing about which the alarm was going off. And why would you get in trouble for being on the roof? That AC unit is very important for your work. Did you look to see whose business the roof hatch lead into? I've got to believe that there is one, just not necessarily from your place.