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Narg Talia
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Last Logged In: June 9th, 2010
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The Speed of Time by Narg Talia

April 30th, 2010 11:59 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Accelerate or decelerate an aging process.

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I have an irrational fear of aging. I feel at 23 I have already past the prime of my life. I used to work with some guys that would say how girls are only hot until they are 21, making me slightly crazy about my own age. I have been getting gray hairs since I was about 18. I've been noticing the tiniest of wrinkles steadily over the years becoming slowly more mortified at my own appearance.

Last night I decided to make myself age. I used to do theater so I practiced some of the old tricks with my make up. Though for others I do not recommend using liquid waterproof eyeliner. main_tools90244.jpg

I thought about what wrinkles I was likely to get. My dad has a very prominent crease going vertical through the bridge of his nose that I am showing evidence of getting so I made sure to add that. I laugh and smile all the time so I made sure to give myself some crows feet. I smoke so i made sure to add those little lines around my lips. I didn't think at 85 I'd still be rocking my snake bites so I took them out. I drew a line under my chin because I'm sure I will pile on the weight in my old age. Here's some in process shots: main_transnarg90245.jpgmain_28562386001596490246.jpg

A few of my roommates came home during this and we had a big laugh about what I was doing to myself at 11 at night. I threw some gravy thickener in my hair trying to make it look grayer. While all of this was happening, I felt younger though. Like a kid playing dress up. i was reliving times past in high school theater. We decided to wrap me up in a shaw I crocheted and I will inevitably become a cat lady so we grabbed one of our cats and got to snapping photos.main_oldnarg90247.jpgmain_oldnarg290248.jpgmain_oldnarg390249.jpgmain_oldnarg490251.jpg

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Friendly Neighborhood Narg

Friendly Neighborhood Narg

A normal 23 year old on any given day


Tools

Tools

Supplies needed to age a narg


Getting Older

Getting Older

Adding all those wrinkles that we so despise


Crows Feet

Crows Feet

The only wrinkles I like: crows feet, all because of david the gnome


Old Lady Narg

Old Lady Narg

Get Off My Lawn!


Old Lady Narg 2

Old Lady Narg 2

Oh Yes, Mr Wiskers you are such a precious little guy! (cat's actual name is Android)


Old Lady Narg 3

Old Lady Narg 3

Oh yes i would love help across the street young man


Old Lady Narg 4

Old Lady Narg 4

These bones aren't what they used to be


Old Lady Narg 4

Old Lady Narg 4

The bones ain't what they used to be



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posted by SNORLAX on April 30th, 2010 6:24 PM

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posted by Lincøln on May 1st, 2010 2:41 AM

Those guys you used to work with are idiots. Girls don't start to get hot until they turn 30.

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posted by Dan |ØwO| on May 1st, 2010 7:45 AM

An interesting article on relative hotness as it relates to age. I don't know that I agree with Lincoln's "start the hot clock at 30" comment as I've seen some attractive twenty somethings. However, I'll admit that it's been my anecdotal experience that 30 something girls are fucking cool as all get out. Which is better than hot anyway.

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posted by Lincøln on May 1st, 2010 8:08 PM

Maybe that's what I mean. Maybe I can't divorce personality and coolness from purely physical beauty.

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posted by Spidere on May 2nd, 2010 6:33 PM

That is, in fact, a known cognitive bias that we humans tend to have. Like any cognitive bias, it can be dangerous; and it can go in both directions.

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posted by Silent Zig on May 3rd, 2010 2:41 PM

As a 30-something girl, I concur. We are "fucking cool as all get out." :)