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Likes Music 0w0
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Saucy Tales by Likes Music 0w0

September 10th, 2010 6:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Every ancient condiment in the back of your fridge is a tale of neglect and abandonment. Tell us yours.

My pickles are sitting in that fridge waiting to be eaten but no one is there to eat it, it's just sits there like it has no purpose in life. It's future is horrible just sitting there for years in that miniature size corner just waiting to be taken by a human. But no one is there to comfort it. It's just a jar of pickles no one cares about this lazy condiment anyway. Mostly that thing the least favorite of them all because they never use any hamburgers and that what gives them the attention that it needs to be eaten. Why can't anyone shoot this thing and get it over with. That jar has a dream why doesn't anyone eat those low life pickles in that fridge. It can't move like a statue being forgotten a long time ago in a far, far away corner. The most negative torture of all mid evil times . This pickle jar is an outcast to anyone in this kitchen.So don't bother eating it because it's an ancient pickle jar.







NO PICTURES BECAUSE IT SUCKS.
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW.

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naming feels confused +1
posted by gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing on September 10th, 2010 6:54 AM

But likes this sentence, all the same:

That jar has a dream why doesn't anyone eat those low life pickles in that fridge.
pickle.jpgThere should always be pictures.

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posted by Likes Music 0w0 on September 10th, 2010 9:58 AM

Trust me you don't want to see it. And I said a jar of pickles.

That guy is in the jar of pickles that's in my fridge
posted by gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing on September 10th, 2010 11:13 AM

0w0

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posted by Dan |ØwO| on September 10th, 2010 12:23 PM

Trust me, I want to see it.
pickles.gif

The picture in this case is a test of manhood, I think.

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posted by Grammar Police on September 10th, 2010 2:13 PM

We need to have a small chat about a few issues, sir, when you have the time.

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posted by Novy San on September 10th, 2010 10:45 PM

Well done. well. done.

The Big Red X
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