The Ninja Paladin is notoriously difficult to capture upon film. While the trademark paladin halo and paladinic sword of justice are easily photographed, the Ninja Paladin himself has never been successfully photographed. Attempts to do so have met with mixed results, ranging from simple failure to the assassination of the photographer's family and friends to, in one case, a slow and romantic love montage that cuts quickly to sweetgrass blowing in the wind in a valley far away.