I carried a foil-shiny box emblazoned with somewhat psychedelic block letters that read "Suggestion" as I carried it or "Suggestions" when deployed at my desk or table. I garnered suggestions from passers-by, co-workers and friends and family.

I then looked up links for many of them, for the purpose of amusing presentation.

Here they are, the suggestions from the box:

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Twinkies and cash for all

L o L

I'm talkin' to myself at The Whiskey

Don't be an ass! <3

Incorporate more science and wonder into your life.

Luke, I am your father

You ever stop to think I forget.

Don't sweat the small stuff

Grow your beard

Shave your butt

More Zombies

What is the name of the poison that Wesley drinks in The Princess Bride?

[it's Iocaine Powder]

Ideas are cheap! It is implementation that counts.

Stick with your best ideas thru fruition.

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

I'm the one that brings the christmas candy. Who's your Daddy?

Let love rule

She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam. I'm her eighth old man. I'm Henry the VIII, I am.

You ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Get a 2nd monitor!

Share more booze

Subvert the dominant paradigm

Remember your dreams

Your mom

smoke a weazel

What did one boob say to the other? "You know, we need to get more support or people will think we're nuts!"

Institute nap time

Get a bigger box!

Start wearing your hair in pigtails.

Take 10% of all defense budgets and divert it to education and welfare.

Suck an elf!

llama

I've got spurs that jingle, jingle, jingle

Love your wife

I will humbly also point you to #SuggestionBox on Twitter, which I have petitioned for additional suggestions in twitter. :) [Turns out it was already established...]