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mock piratey turtle
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Artistic License by mock piratey turtle

September 15th, 2006 5:24 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Decorate your driver's license in an interesting and permanent or semi-permanent way. Ideal modification would be to draw a mustache on your photo, and then grow that mustache.

in honor of my return to actually posting things, i thought i'd do a task that has a special place in my heart, and in my procrastination hall of fame.

nothing terribly exciting about my completion, but here's the thing: i had this idea for this task the day i joined sf0.

i know some of you youngsters weren't even born yet, but let me tell you, it was a while ago. in order to post tasks we had to walk uphill both ways through the snow. barefoot. with dial-up.

i was initially all gung-ho and went out on several forays in vain attempts to find the ever ellusive tiny red pom-pom. couldn't find the little buggers anywhere. nor clown noses. aparantly they were out of season. gradually got distracted by other tasks, but always in the back of my head there was a little clown voice saying "hey! when you gonna post that Artistic License task? you slacker." many months later i was in a random store and in the impulse-buy racks by the register: clown noses! hooray! i bought one and promptly forgot about the task again. many moons later, just before burning man, in a sketchy little dollar store shopping for crap to bring to the playa, behold! little red pom-poms. and there was much rejoicing. now i can finally put that clown to rest. except i have to look at him every day on my license. thats prolly waaay more than anyone wanted to know about my task-doing-process, but hey i just want everyone to know that all those stupid ideas you've got floating around in your head for various tasks will someday find a way to come true. all you need is to find your tiny red pom-pom.


** the fun thing about this, is that i carry the clown nose around with me, and when i get carded for things (beer, at the airport, etc), i hand them the license, and while they are looking at it like "wtf" i pop on the clown nose, so when they look back at me i match the license. never fails to get a smile, even from burned out grumpy airport personel. can't take the credit for the idear though. blame Penn and Teller.**

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23 vote(s)



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shplank, pennandteller, everyoneshouldsee

4 comment(s)

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posted by Orion on September 15th, 2006 7:05 PM

The thought of looking at a card, looking back up, and seeing the clown nose there and in the flesh is definitely vote worthy. Welcome back! ;)

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posted by Ink Tea on September 16th, 2006 6:10 AM

That's funny. I'd vote, but I'm just sort of lazing my way up to Level 7 having shot my Level 6 wad. Good job, girly.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on February 4th, 2008 10:09 PM

I could've sworn I voted for this last August. What's wrong with me?

WOW!
posted by Waldo Cheerio on October 17th, 2008 5:02 PM

I was just perusing tasks of all time, looking for shplanks, and I did a double take at the thumbnail image alongside this task. Really? You did that?! WOW!