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Tell Me A Joke by mock piratey turtle
May 12th, 2006 10:50 PM
Told this guy that I met in a bar my 3 favorite elephant jokes –
1a) Q- why do ducks have flat feet?
A – to stomp out Forrest fires
1b) Q – why do elephants have flat feet?
A – to stomp out burning ducks
2)Q - what’s grey and comes in quarts?
A – an elephant
3)Q – Why do elephants drink?
A- to forget.
the first one he laughed at. the second took him a minute to get, and then he chuckeled awkwardly. the third, he looked like he couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry, which is exactly how i feel about the joke. possibly the best joke of all time. works on so many levels...
1a) Q- why do ducks have flat feet?
A – to stomp out Forrest fires
1b) Q – why do elephants have flat feet?
A – to stomp out burning ducks
2)Q - what’s grey and comes in quarts?
A – an elephant
3)Q – Why do elephants drink?
A- to forget.
the first one he laughed at. the second took him a minute to get, and then he chuckeled awkwardly. the third, he looked like he couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry, which is exactly how i feel about the joke. possibly the best joke of all time. works on so many levels...
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posted by nicolette oliphant on July 5th, 2006 9:08 AM
i dont know. i think it might have been more me than them.
These are my favorite jokes forever!!! I think I told 5 people (all I know) these today. The reaction of one person I told was so great I cried.