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posted by Inigo Montoya on December 10th, 2007 11:40 AM
My steel has severed hands, feet, and heads of many a captain. Including those with more fingers than you have. Do not cross me or I will force to sword you too.
posted by Inigo Montoya on December 10th, 2007 3:31 PM
Do not fear this Sicilian of flaccid wit. I will defend the honour of a friend, even if it means my own death.
posted by Inigo Montoya on December 13th, 2007 3:30 PM
You are no true Don! Prepare to die!!!
posted by Inigo Montoya on December 13th, 2007 4:16 PM
You claim to be of La Mancha!! Prove your Don-ness, then, young Capitan!
posted by Inigo Montoya on December 14th, 2007 1:57 PM
False Don that you are! Spreding your lies everywhere!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!
posted by Inigo Montoya on December 14th, 2007 1:59 PM
Is that a V for victory? Or a sign of weak surrender....
I see your hands... they belie your true nature. EVIL!
posted by Inigo Montoya on December 15th, 2007 7:02 PM
Don't pretend like you're ignorant! My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. Rumor has it that you are him or know his whereabouts...
posted by Inigo Montoya on April 30th, 2008 2:08 PM
Watch it, you.
You fool! The Dread Pirate Roberts is an evil, ruthless thug that will slice your throat for a mere doubloon!
It seems you have insulted him. PREPARE TO DIE !