Inigo Montoya / Texts
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Don't pretend like you're ignorant! My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. Rumor has it that you are him or know his whereabouts...
Is that a V for victory? Or a sign of weak surrender....
I see your hands... they belie your true nature. EVIL!
False Don that you are! Spreding your lies everywhere!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!
You claim to be of La Mancha!! Prove your Don-ness, then, young Capitan!
You are no true Don! Prepare to die!!!
Do not fear this Sicilian of flaccid wit. I will defend the honour of a friend, even if it means my own death.
My steel has severed hands, feet, and heads of many a captain. Including those with more fingers than you have. Do not cross me or I will force to sword you too.
You fool! The Dread Pirate Roberts is an evil, ruthless thug that will slice your throat for a mere doubloon!
It seems you have insulted him. PREPARE TO DIE !
Watch it, you.