Well, because the instructions were to find the middle of nowhere, and not to go there, and even though I would like to go to the middle of nowhere, it's going to be impossible right now (out of gas... and nowhere isn't easily accessible by foot, i did some research on the googles and found the only nowhere in Ohio. Here are the google maps directions (from cleveland) and streetview pictures of nowhere. Nowhere is an antique store in Warren, OH. When I have enough gas to go there, I will do so. And when I do that, I'll take a measuring tape with me, get its dimensions, and find its center. Until then, task completed.