

Personalized Spam by Pseudoreid
February 29th, 2008 2:10 PM........................................................................................................................................................................
From: Yhouda
Farhtur [mailto:yhouda.farthur@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:47
PM
To: --------------
Subject: Build Flying Garbage Rafts on
Vacuum Engine
Tom,
You are your own god. Aren't you? No chest hair, no problem, we'll brew some for you! We love cordless telephones because they grow chest hair! Ferry wheels and angelic dough nuts glisten like smashed ants mixed in a margarita.
Blast blast glass. I hate endangered windshields, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't. Lick the windshield, be the windshield, but promise us to not cut your tongue. Panda's sometimes blow bamboo strings for picnic duty.
Tom, we urge you base jump into a jungle of lard. Swim through the lard!
Signed,
Yhouda Farthur www.itchrelief.com
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This is what I got in return, which into itself was it's own Spam, as it was sent out to the masses via group email:
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From: Tom
Sent: Friday, February 29, 2008 10:38 AM
To: media group
Subject: FW: Build Flying Garbage Rafts on Vacuum Engine
Did anybody else get this spam mail yesterday to their ------ address? This is one of the best if not the best I’ve ever gotten.
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Tom: Lard jungle base-jumping since 1999.
...Wow. That's just fantastic. I'd read my spam a hell of a lot more often if it was like this!