Ahhh, nothing like the feel of a fresh new email address. The only emails you receive are from people you actually want to talk to, it takes a few mere seconds to get rid of old messages, and internet life seems nice and orderly. Never lasts as long as you'd like though. I suspect my nice shiny new email address was phished out of that marketing cesspool that disguises itself as a social networking site, shame on me I guess. But when life hands you lemons, turn them into a praxis!

This is a rather short-lived correspondence, and mostly just me unloading Crazy onto some poor unsuspecting failed internet thief, but probably the closest I'll get for awhile at establishing an illegitimate over-seas pen pal. I've blacked out the Name due to the fact that the trickster was impersonating an actual real life friend. Read On:



As I was attempting to help my new friend out of a jam, I also decided to help deter my new friend from a life of petty internet crime by reporting him/her/it/they/purple to ic3.gov, just in case they tried to scam someone stupider than I.



Anyway, I think he/she/it/purple caught on there was actually no monies coming their way and moved on to slower fish. Hopefully I've been able to provide at least a slightly entertaining distraction from your work.
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