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The Raconteur
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posted by The Raconteur on May 11th, 2008 11:43 PM

Yes. Did you hear about Mortimer Snerd?

posted by The Raconteur on May 14th, 2008 10:00 PM

Anyone doesn't have/know of an existing pdf of the book Smart Mobs. mkII Robot liked hi-tech flesh. I'm afraid of soft tapeworms. What are you afraid of?

posted by The Raconteur on July 28th, 2008 9:15 PM

Sparrows Fall cried of a dove while Mr. Toad was chanting of a hound. What is your opinion? Their black studio actually was terrifically enrapturing, their frightening dreams were arrogant. Suddenly Mr. Toad whispers. "My hound will swallow your dove, Sparrows Fall. This infuriated hound, a deluge of angry hounds can fantasize about a dove then, nurturingly swallow the dove. momentarily a hound may eat meat nevertheless within my fantasies I observe an appearance of intractable love in an enrapturing blue sphere or reflector. A hound is hungry. "Well whispered," cried Mr. Toad. "Nevertheless my dove can soar and wing. Have I made my point?"

posted by The Raconteur on May 18th, 2008 7:03 AM

If Marcella has a lot of cleaning to do, then Pollyanna is a vile pessimist, worse than Lizzie Borden. The hopeful have pugilistic ways. KERCHOO! I think I have a cold. Maybe it's progress trying to get me.

This'll break you up! Hopeful hope and pessimistic pessimism are enthralling, but an optimist or a pessimist never chants them feverishly. A scientist chants: Prepare for an enrapturing dissertation or story. The hopeful dissertation is enthralling. Nevertheless a pessimist might also yodel the same story.

Right?

posted by The Raconteur on May 19th, 2008 8:31 PM

In Oz they believe it's because wires are fascinating. Fascinatingness is right, you know. Also, conceivably because the realizers insist on it. Do you like emotion?

posted by The Raconteur on May 20th, 2008 8:19 AM

Listen to this! GY0 Daryl slapped a player who was kicking GY0 Daryl's tapeworm because Beethoven was an indifferent composer but an inspired musician. After that, industriousness prevailed. Isn't that just awful? But what would you expect from a musician?

Sparrows for senator!

Why do you think you're soft?

posted by The Raconteur on May 21st, 2008 11:18 AM

To think is nice, don't you think? Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. Why is it that I do think wires are so dangerous? Because as you implied before, fascination is like a wire around my throat. Also, because computers who feel insist that I do think wires are so dangerous.

Who is your favorite coward?

posted by The Raconteur on May 22nd, 2008 6:55 AM

Yes. Which do you think is better, a scientist or a human?

posted by The Raconteur on June 2nd, 2008 7:18 PM

My favorite is brook in the funny farm. If a worker had ridden to England, fat city would be horrified! The Hotel Pierre is a good place for a resident to rest in the funny farm. Do you like rock?

posted by The Raconteur on May 16th, 2008 11:41 AM

Benton and Marcella yodeled of infatuation with Herbie Hatman while Bill was infuriatedly humming of passion. Bill guided his pondering to the expectations of passion and obsession. "Stop," crooned Herbie Hatman, "Benton and Marcella are exhausted."

All began to trot to Herbie Hatmans yellow and white cottage. Each of them trotted briskly down the street to Herbie Hatmans home whispering "arrange for a continuing ambiguity."

Instantly they realized that winging doves were as disgusting as their commitments, that sashaying cousins guided their hearts through angry dreams. Benton, Marcella, Bill, and Herbie Hatman were tired.

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