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Markov Walker
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Saucy Tales by Markov Walker

September 8th, 2010 10:58 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Every ancient condiment in the back of your fridge is a tale of neglect and abandonment. Tell us yours.

In some dark corner of this grand space, there sits a decoration, a dressing if you will, long left untouched.

The big red X hasn't added its dream crushing zest to a Proof since, what, March? Do we dare break it out again?

You know what to do.

8 vote(s)

5

Picø ҉ ØwO

 5

gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing

 5

Likes Music 0w0

 5

[øwo] lady minirex

 5

Dan |ØwO|

 5

Ty Ødin

 5

Pixie

 1

teucer


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14 comment(s)

an onion in the ointment
posted by gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing on September 9th, 2010 5:38 AM

loyal voting instincts persist

(no subject)
posted by Picø ҉ ØwO on September 9th, 2010 7:09 AM

As they should, wayfarer.

also, after the fact,
posted by gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing on September 13th, 2010 10:37 AM

I profess that this shall be the only flag ever issued by naming. . . .
congrats Markov.

Thanks
posted by Markov Walker on September 13th, 2010 1:14 PM

A combination of a vote, a comment, a favorite, and a flag.

I feel special.

now
posted by gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing on September 14th, 2010 12:09 PM

I feel like I've accomplished something too.

onion member
posted by Likes Music 0w0 on September 9th, 2010 7:40 AM

Don't touch it dude.

(no subject)
posted by Pixie on September 9th, 2010 9:02 AM

I'm not going to vote, because while i love you, you haven't earned one

But i'm commenting to let you know that i give you a hug anyway, for the bravery of putting out something that's failed once.

Also, welcome to level 7.

(no subject)
posted by Markov Walker on September 11th, 2010 12:46 AM

I'm not sure what you're referring to. This was a smashing success.

Conundrum
posted by Ombwah on September 9th, 2010 6:48 PM

If I flag, it isn't a neglected condiment, but as long as I do not, it in fact *is*.

Resolution
posted by Markov Walker on September 10th, 2010 1:54 AM

Saucy Tales seems to beg for a resolution to that condiment's tale of neglect. Do you finally embrace it and use the condiment with your food? Or do you make your abandonment total and throw it away?

(no subject)
posted by Pixie on January 8th, 2011 5:34 PM

Oh my goodness, this is genius! This is the true completion of this task. Clever, and original as always!

I might vote after all (if it ever comes back out)

(no subject)
posted by Pixie on February 25th, 2011 3:41 PM

Spoiler alert:
In the way he tell the story, he is being neglectful. Thus it's purposely short and half-assed seeming because he is neglecting the condiment in the write up. not doing so means that the condiment isn't neglected and thus he would not e completing the task as written. It took me a bit to figure it out but thinking about the task deserves a 5 for this, and people have gone unflagged for much less clever and much more mediocre things.

The Big Red X
posted by SF0 Daemon on September 11th, 2010 12:30 AM

This proof has been flagged by 6 of your fellow players (for the benefit of all, flags are anonymous). As such, it has been automatically disapproved. Most likely, they've posted comments explaining why they're displeased. If you think you may be the victim of a bug, injustice, or a gang of Rubins, hit up the contact page.


If you think you can fix this proof, click 'edit this completed task', then 'Un-Submit Proof' (at the bottom of the editing page). Make your changes, hit Submit again, and the flags on this proof will be cleared.

(no subject) +2
posted by Dan |ØwO| on September 12th, 2010 2:09 AM

flagged and voted now that it has been Xed.