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So I did not pack a bag for the zombie apocalypse. I packed a bag for a disaster that is very much a real threat for me. This is something I should have done when I moved here two years ago, but has sat unmolested on my to do list behind items like â...
Must it be real food? I play with food just about every day. Fake, plastic (but disconcertingly realistic-looking) fruits and vegetables. These are the only toys that both of my boys (1 and nearly 6) will both play with. And play we do. We hurl, cata...
It is barely visible now, but nearly 20 years ago when it happened it was an angry purple smear of a scar across the top of my foot. I was carrying an unframed mirror—why? I don’t remember—and dropped it. On my bare foot. The corner of the mir...
The fact that this is even in my house reflects a fundamental difference between my husband and I. I am a vegetarian. My husband, for health reasons, is trying to be vege-near-ian. So he has filled our fridge with various meat substitutes. As a ve...
Hello. I am key lime marmalade. I have been living in the refrigerator for longer than anyone. I’ve seen many items come and go around here. Beer never stays for very long—except the organic gluten-free beer. He was around forever, but he was hon...
There are no women in my life. I have two sons. A husband. My husband’s father lives right down the road. I have two brothers. I am suspended in a sea of testosterone. My immersion in this world is so complete that even the written word “girl” ...
I am not actually a pumpkin, but if I were, this is what I would look like.