The Real Starchy Grant / Completed Tasks
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And She's So Fair I gotta girl, ladies and gentlemen She's a knockout, She's like a shot, She's like heroin to me-- She's an Angel. I don't like the man I am. I am a cliche, I confess, I ain't got no heart, And that's sad. I am wrong-...
1. Write a scene showing a man and a woman arguing over the man's friendship with a former girlfriend. Do not mention the girlfriend, the man, the woman, or the argument. The television hums, flickers, shows an ad for beer. It follows this with a...

As you can plainly see, I -- the real Starchy -- look nothing like Jennifer Connely. How emasculating. No, not at all. In fact, as you can plainly see, I -- the real Starchy -- look, apparently, like Anne Frank.

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Created the Expose a Fraud task. Think of it as a long-distance dedication.
I thought it was time I stole something back from the thief. Original text taken from one of the few tasks he might have actually done himself: English: Found in Proust, likely not originating there. Note that this means it was in fact translate...