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Yeah, the audio segment added a lot of time to this. Fortunately I had a large selection of mp3s to back up my inspiration.
Hey, you got Lucky! Nice work.
How did you know I did this with Skippy? This is really getting creepy. You WILL be exposed.
My god, it is! You've been in our apartment! Be warned: we are armed, and we do not take kindly to intruders.
That better not be where I think it is...
Another one of my writings used in one of your fraudulent tasks! Actually, it's kinda cool that you did this. I'd thank you if it weren't for this whole identity theft business. Don't think it lets you off the hook, or gives you any more wiggle-room, either.
I wrote this, and I can prove it! Finally, proof! Just look here:
http://starchy.livejournal.com/408011.html
That's right, it's on the blog of me, the real Starchy, and just check the date it was posted!
You see? Right there in the second photo: "Imposter." It's like you want to be exposed!
I made this! I did! That's even my voice saying the word "dachsund!" If only I'd thought to save the original sound files. Then I'd have the proof I need, and it would be all over for you.
'at's a perdy li'l birdy.