Fortune Not Cookie by spotlight skullshines
June 22nd, 2006 3:50 PM
29 vote(s)
- Oliver X
- r0ck c4ndy
- qwerty uiop
- Fenton Crackshell
- o x x x o
- mock piratey turtle
- Cunning Linguist
- Ian Kizu-Blair
- Maze Designer
- Burn Unit
- Jason
- Salty Pete
- Bex.
- Flitworth
- Heatherlynn
- [smedly]
- niallsb: Forevolution
- miss understanding
- Sundroplets
- John
- Crazy Child
- jackbenimble
- Kim Kirk
- lie fromsf
- Sass Afrass
- River Rock
- SNORLAX
- Pixie
- Harle Apocalypse
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i was that woman with the fortunes in books! and. you are a genius.
You did this creatively enough and did have a pretty good adventure completing the task, but no bonus points from me as half the fun is in making up your own fortunes.
damn. i had a plan in place to retrieve said cookies and everything....
in or around the same location ...
same cookies ...
same dangerous distance from concrete to fall from,
one bonus box of blue greul !!!!
good luck
shit, i showed up tonight with my bayonet. i saw you (i think it was you) in the window but no cookies to be found.
damn. i had a plan in place to retrieve said cookies and everything....
Should collaborate for the cookies. Which WILL be there tommorow night.
I took a bit of a spill (one story) and pulled one of the cables off the side of the flowers sign in question.
As I've elucidated in the last post ... there is a bonus gift for my making such a stupid bottm face of myself. ...
that is one container of Blue Greul!
It isnt delicious like the cookies, bu it could make for quite a mantle piece.
I hope you are up for it
as it will be up
(tommorow night)
for you.
peace
I bet whover took a shit next was super annoyed. Who would wipe their ass with that? I wonder if they scuffled to the neighboring stall.
Also, when someone was pooping next to you, it reminded me of that scene in Autin Powers where he was being strangled on the toilet and the person in the neighboring stall thought he was constipated.
10:02- mission acomplished.
equipment: duct tape, knife, 8 foot bamboo pole.
unfortunatley the blue gruel exploded when the knife-on-a-stick worked rather better than expected and the prize hurtled to earth.
n.b. : incidentally, blue gruel is not good for licking.
impressed i am!
determined to document the nabbing i was.
also, prepared for waiting,
yes
waiting, with a book.
set up : cookies at over eight feet high, dangling from a long string attached to a rooftop, near 10 o clock as planned
last observation of strung up cookies: approximately 10:20
no more than 10 minutes later,
i checked in ...
nothing but a frayed string.
ravenous and ferocious this monkey and platypus are.
5 points will be awarded for narratives of the nabbing.
no platypus. just a hungry monkey and her lovely mysterious assistant!
jesus!
thats my blue greul!
and it IS bad for licking!
you already seem to know it like i once did.
(sob)
fantastic solution to the providing a new space for this new task, task.
is your assistant also an sf0 combatant?
i plan to write the Daemon to see if i can actually forfeit 5 points from my score.
for now, i will simply award your gruel work, which is deserving in its own right.
also
simultaneous postings
nutty.
i have come to a conclusion about your point compensation.
(i hope this doesnt seem as though ive backed out of a deal.
me promise wasnt totally for certain possible in my mind, when i'd made it, and then,
once it was confirmend as a possibility, it seemed dull)
you will be rewarded ...
but not immediately.
it will not cost me any points, but it will
require some effort on my part.
for you, it will be worth triple the original value
(15 points).
expect an email
one month
two weeks
three days
and four hours
from now
concerning this
thank you again,
for adopting good fortune
no matter how shattered and abandoned
I wait with bated breath! Why did you duct tape the hammer down? What happened. This is such a good story already. I mourn my lack of votes to award you!