I didn't think i would ever complete this, because nothing strange ever happens to me. but this was pretty great:

DR. MONSTER: Ok, let's take roll. When I call your name, raise your hand and either say "here" or the name of your favorite animal. Andrew?
ANDREW: Here!
DR. MONSTER: Andrew! Great! Dominic.
DOMINIC: Shawks.
DR. MONSTER: Oh no sharks! Sharks are scary! Sam.
SAM: Werewolf!
DR. MONSTER: I love werewolves too.
SAM: Because you're a monster!
DR. MONSTER: That's right, all us monsters tend to like eachother pretty well. Except shark monsters. I cannot party with shark monsters. Amaya.
AMAYA: Horse.
DR. MONSTER: Horse! Great! Ray.
RAY: Here!
DR. MONSTER: Hi Ray! Ayden.
AYDEN: Snake.
DR. MONSTER: Snakes are great! Katelyn.
KATELYN: Aurghlg blag rugle.
DR. MONSTER: What was that Katelyn?
KATELYN: *A cheetah that's invisible and beatboxes.*
DR. MONSTER: …
DR. MONSTER: That is the best thing that anyone has ever said in the history of saying things. I am going to remember this day.
SAM: Dr. Monster, I have a question.
DR. MONSTER: Go ahead, Sam.
SAM: Are we going to make a secret potion in this class?
DR. MONSTER: Not today, but maybe next week. Mei-Lin?
MEI-LIN: Horse.
DR. MONSTER: Yay horse! Reilly?
REILLY: Reilly.
ANDREW: Dr. Monster, what's beatboxing?
DR. MONSTER: Katelyn, can you show us what beatboxing is?
KATELYN: *bsh byew pow, bsh byew pow*
DR. MONSTER: Nice. Ella?
ELLA: Baby foxes.
DR. MONSTER: Awww! Those are so cute!
REILLY: I hate them.
DR. MONSTER: How can you hate baby foxes? They have big ears!
SAM: Dr. Monster, are we going to make a potion in this class that turns us into a werewolf?
DR. MONSTER: Not in this class. We make werewolf potions in the monster class. This is Chemistry.
THERESA: Dr. Monster, when is the monster class?
DR. MONSTER: I'm not sure. You'll have to ask your parents to check on the internet.

*THEY SOMETIMES PAY ME TO LIE TO CHILDREN*