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Yes, ma'am. We're going to need you to disengage your lips long enough to tell us what happened. For our...er report. Yeah. Our report.
No, no. Don't worry ma'am. You're not in trouble. The reason we stopped by today, you see, is because we believe you're underestimating yourself, and we thought maybe an authority figure could inspire you to reach to greater heights. We noticed you'd reached the first page of players, and were surprised that a prolific fifth level player has completed very few higher level tasks. We're not here to scold you or tell you what to do. We're just suggesting that you've got more choices now, and that perhaps you might consider undertaking a task which would be a greater challenge. Now, as we said, you're not in trouble, but out of 31 tasks completed, only 4 were level three. We think you're limiting yourself. Now, it's not up to us what you do, and we don't want to upset you. We were just hoping to inspire you a little.
Hello sir, we were curious if we could get your mug shot -er- photograph, to compare to your evil twin.
Son, we're not in your neck of the woods. We're here to provide guidance, and in extreme circumstances, to flag offenders.
Very interesting, citizen. We're impressed by your thorough study.
Impressive, citizen! We believe, though, that your task would be better served with some description text. We're curious about the process and about your accomplice -er- friend. What betook you to undertake this task?
We are the SF0 Police. We didn't mean to upset you. We saw promise.
Young man, you drink a lot of beer.
Unfortunately, it was also worth no points. A bright young man like yourself would be better served by some of the more active, exciting tasks. Your encription suggests you are a man of beautiful words- why not find something and write about it?
Hello sir.
No no, we're not here about the fire. This is just a routine stop. We'd like for you to tell us a little more about your task. Could you tell us what you were protecting with your firewall? Just a little bit of text and we'll be on our way.