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posted by SF0 Police on July 24th, 2011 4:01 PM
How personally do you wish you know us, ma'am?
posted by SF0 Police on July 24th, 2011 4:00 PM
Watch your language, young man.
posted by SF0 Police on July 11th, 2009 8:34 AM
No need for alarm, sir. We were just testing the sirens.
posted by SF0 Police on July 11th, 2009 8:34 AM
Weeeeeooooooweeeeeeooooooweeeeeooooo!
posted by SF0 Police on November 23rd, 2008 8:47 AM
We have been notified that this is a private event, and that we are unwelcome here. However, if we get any more noise disturbance complaints from your neighbors we will be back.
posted by SF0 Police on November 22nd, 2008 10:58 PM
We prefer the term "gendarmerie" or "gendarmery", as we do no policing of genders, nor do we profile for persons named marie.
posted by SF0 Police on November 22nd, 2008 5:09 PM
We have been looking for some new pornography, and are glad that you're making a living.
posted by SF0 Police on July 19th, 2008 7:53 PM
We demand to be served tea next time this happens. Or we will drag you off to the big house.
posted by SF0 Police on July 19th, 2008 7:52 PM
1 2 3 4 5 Next >> The police recommend road trips.
You have a point there.