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Lincøln
Level 8: 5802 points
Alltime Score: 20858 points
Last Logged In: May 6th, 2017
BADGE: Senator BADGE: INTERREX BADGE: Journey To The End Of The Night Organizer TEAM: Societal Laboratorium TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: El Lay Zero TEAM: Group Creation Public Badge TEAM: Team Shplank TEAM: The Ezra Buckley Foundation TEAM: SFØ Société Photographique TEAM: SCIENCE! TEAM: SFØ Podcast TEAM: The Ultimate Collaboration Team TEAM: Synaesthetics TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Level Zerø TEAM: Public Library Zero TEAM: SF0 Skypeness! TEAM: INFØ TEAM: AustinZero TEAM: BRCØ TEAM: The Sutro Tower Health and Safety Task Force Justice TEAM: Whimsy TEAM: The Cold War Reenactment Society TEAM: Robots Are Taking Over! TEAM: Team MØXIE! TEAM: Bike TEAM: The Bureau of Introductory Affairs TEAM: SSF0R (Sphores) TEAM: SFØ Academy BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 8: Psychogeographer EquivalenZ Rank 3: Protocologist The University of Aesthematics Rank 7: Professor Humanitarian Crisis Rank 1: Peacekeeper Biome Rank 3: Field Researcher Chrononautic Exxon Rank 2: Futurist Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 6: Deconstroyer




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Player Photograph by Lincøln

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

I know KUNG FU

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the best player photo so far
posted by p00n Totenkinder on June 2nd, 2007 3:04 PM

ever

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posted by bill s. preston esq. on October 12th, 2007 5:13 PM

yeah villains!!

{air guitar}

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posted by Loki on October 13th, 2007 1:08 AM

I appreciate your attention to detail in the Villain photo. (But the vote's mostly for some of your other great photos. The blue one, especially. The mirage is also pretty interesting.)

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posted by miss understanding on October 23rd, 2007 9:35 PM

I was just having a conversation earlier today about my affinity for bald people.

Vote!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on October 24th, 2007 7:30 AM

Good grief what now?

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posted by susy derkins on October 24th, 2007 3:42 PM

Walruses are bald, allright.
I didn´t noticed when we started falling through the rabbit-hole either, but I better put the kettle on, I suppose.

Rocktastic!
posted by Lincøln on October 24th, 2007 3:46 PM

Do put a kettle on. Yes. That would be nice.

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posted by Blue on October 24th, 2007 4:38 PM

Curiouser and curiouser!

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posted by Fonne Tayne on October 25th, 2007 9:06 AM

I am the walrus?

Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov!

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posted by YellowBear on October 25th, 2007 11:27 AM

the dude abides.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on October 28th, 2007 1:36 PM

Oh, jam! Level 8!

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posted by Lank on October 28th, 2007 1:54 PM

Woo to the Hoo!

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posted by Bex. on October 28th, 2007 2:31 PM

Hooray!!!

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posted by Blue on November 7th, 2007 4:28 PM

Ding ding here comes the shit mobile

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AWESOME!!! +1
posted by Lincøln on November 7th, 2007 4:31 PM

I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F

Holly would
posted by Meta tron on November 8th, 2007 3:00 PM

oh would she...

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 11th, 2007 7:32 AM

I need to see that badge in person.

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posted by The Vixen on December 31st, 2007 2:58 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on January 2nd, 2008 7:26 AM

4? Already?

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on January 3rd, 2008 12:51 AM

Hooororrraaay for feet shots!!!

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posted by Blue on January 14th, 2008 1:32 AM

Thats a fancy new badge you got there.
It was good to see you last night.

Interrex
posted by Lincøln on January 14th, 2008 8:39 AM

Yes, I am proud of my new badge and it was so incredibly awesome to have met you (and everybody else that was there). Such a wonderful way to bring in the new era.

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posted by The Vixen on January 14th, 2008 8:23 PM

Are your feet epically calloused? Do they soften in the shower? Does it hurt to wear shoes?

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posted by anna one on January 14th, 2008 10:16 PM

I forgot to mention the awesome of taking that photo with my flag! Yay!

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posted by Bryce on February 1st, 2008 1:54 PM

what are the little symbol thingys on your picture?

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posted by Lincøln on February 1st, 2008 1:58 PM

I don't know. Ask Flitworth. I assumed it said Lincoln, but I'm not sure.

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posted by susy derkins on February 1st, 2008 2:01 PM

Maybe it says Interrex

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posted by teucer on February 1st, 2008 2:31 PM

I read "rinyūun", but the "yu" could easily be a slightly-ambiguous "ko" for "rinkōn".

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on February 1st, 2008 3:19 PM

I don't know about Richie Tenenbaum, but you've definitely got a Jacques Costeau kinda vibe goin'.

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posted by SNORLAX on February 25th, 2008 5:30 PM

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posted by Bryce on February 25th, 2008 7:14 PM

Vote for text!

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posted by Bryce on February 29th, 2008 5:16 PM

Thou lookest like Herbie.

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posted by JJason Recognition on March 5th, 2008 12:38 PM

Vote for D&D

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posted by Lincøln on March 7th, 2008 11:27 AM

This new photo is in honor of Gary Gygax who failed his saving throw last Tuesday.

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posted by Blue on March 7th, 2008 12:47 PM

Barefoot even in the begining!

RepreZENT
posted by Burn Unit on March 7th, 2008 2:29 PM

We're in the midst of filming the movie version of this right now (I was in the Fringe show, too) and it's very strange and sad for us all.

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posted by Lincøln on March 7th, 2008 2:52 PM

Awesome. I'd love to see that show. Being both a theater geek and a geek geek.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 7th, 2008 3:23 PM

Yeh, me too.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 7th, 2008 7:51 PM

The Harlot Encounter Table.

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posted by Bryce on March 7th, 2008 8:20 PM

I love D&D.

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posted by susy derkins on March 7th, 2008 9:23 PM

Recreate that picture!
What is that little bottle on the side table? Tabasco sauce?

"...failed his saving throw..."
posted by Secret Agent on March 7th, 2008 9:40 PM

You and xkcd are making me thoroughly nostalgic.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 11th, 2008 10:25 AM

I'm pretty sure that's a bottle of Tabasco.

It's the larger bottle next to it that I'm curious about. Is that tequila?

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posted by Lincøln on March 11th, 2008 10:33 AM

Yeah, it's tabasco, and yes, I'd say the bottle next to it is tequila.

What I find more curious is why we decided to remove the lampshade from the lamp, and why we're eating bowls of mini marshmallows, why is there a screwdriver in front of Stephen, and why does Stephen not have a shirt on, and what is that satchel lying there behind Stephen next to the Monster Manual?

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posted by Lincøln on March 11th, 2008 7:50 PM

It feels pretty good to be up here in the 1K vote club with Lowteck, Tom and Lank.

Thanks to everybody who has ever voted for something I have done. I love this game and I can't wait for the next thousand.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on March 12th, 2008 11:27 AM

when i first saw this picture i was worried bout the booz (johnnie walker?) but i didn't want to say anything... also i thought there were too many objects on the floor to be all die for the game, so i figgered them as pills. lots of strong pills.

and are those two bowls of salt?

1000
posted by Tøm on March 12th, 2008 11:37 AM

Congratulations!

It feels pretty good to be up here in the 1K vote club with Lincoln.

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posted by Blue on March 18th, 2008 9:29 PM

"All roads lead to high five city"
-Aldous Huxley

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posted by Lainthulu on March 25th, 2008 5:24 PM

The D&D picture amuses the crap out of me. You're all looking at the camera like you can't believe it has the gall to interrupt your game. So awesome.

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posted by anna one on March 25th, 2008 10:21 PM

Now that is some sweet, sweet rain.

Holly fucking buttjesus!
posted by Blue on April 1st, 2008 8:28 PM

You out moustached me when I wasn't looking!
You had it hidden inside that burley beard of yours!
WTF FTW!

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posted by Kyle Hamilton on April 4th, 2008 9:01 PM

You can not stop the Lincoln, you can only beg for mercy that he won't strangle you to death with his noodlie appendage, he is unstoppable

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posted by GYØ Ben on April 5th, 2008 4:14 AM

Nice imitation. Very, VERY accurate!

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posted by Minch on April 6th, 2008 8:56 PM

hahahaha

Lincoln Niddle. Awesome!

Just saw this:
posted by anna one on April 6th, 2008 9:39 PM

Did he say anything about cheesecake?
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posted by Lincøln on April 6th, 2008 9:51 PM

No, she didn't.

But she was way cooler than I thought she'd be. Especially after I told her she was nothing but a work of fiction so that we (humans) wouldn't be so afraid of dying (and the dark or our own carnal desires or whatever). She said that she was me and that I was god. She said that she wasn't actually real, but a part of me, she said she was the part of me that connects to everybody else and the world around me. And she had lots of pretty good advice.

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posted by susy derkins on April 6th, 2008 9:54 PM

you and god rock, then

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posted by anna one on April 6th, 2008 10:03 PM

Oh, right- god's your anima then?

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posted by Lincøln on April 6th, 2008 10:05 PM

Yes, god is my anima.
Exactly.


I suppose god's your anima too.

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posted by anna one on April 6th, 2008 10:10 PM

Yes, I suppose so!
Anima, animus... it's all pronouns anyway.

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posted by The Animus on April 6th, 2008 10:50 PM

Well, I suppose it would depend on how much you believe in balance. . . . .

I've already voted
posted by Tøm on April 7th, 2008 5:05 AM

Damn, that cardboard iron beats mine.

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posted by JJason Recognition on April 7th, 2008 6:26 AM

More evidence gathers for my "Lincoln is a great and terrible god" theory.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on April 10th, 2008 9:32 AM

Lank just made a comment that reminded me of this. Thought I'd share it.

Wow!
posted by Spidere on April 10th, 2008 11:14 PM

My first player photo impersonation! Thanks, Lincoln! I was tremendously excited to see this. :)

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posted by Adam on April 29th, 2008 4:15 AM

Congrats on Lefel Wyf.

I've got two words for you…
posted by Blue on May 23rd, 2008 1:50 AM

Lil' Coin!

Lil' conn.
posted by teucer on May 23rd, 2008 8:21 AM

There's only one I. And two N's.

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posted by GYØ Vicki on May 27th, 2008 2:23 PM

You're too good at recruiting.

VAN DER PLICHT!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 27th, 2008 2:45 PM

The A-Team theme song is stuck in my head now. Thanks a pantsload, man.

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posted by Lincøln on May 27th, 2008 2:47 PM

You are welcome.

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posted by Non Players on June 1st, 2008 7:41 AM

We felt the need to befriend you, just in case we see you struggling against a riptide or another dangerous situation.

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posted by ASIMO on June 13th, 2008 2:42 PM

Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed, with my advanced circuitry and receptors, that you are not a member of the Probot team. I question whether there is a reason to this. I hope that sending you a request for friendship will increase your desire to empathize with robots.

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posted by susy derkins on June 23rd, 2008 2:16 PM

Bussiness suit diving! So horizontal! So, so pretty pic!

He's made of jelly beans.
posted by Jellybean of Thark on July 10th, 2008 8:05 PM

Jelly Belly Factory Tour

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posted by Tac Haberdash on August 8th, 2008 2:38 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sports!
posted by Tøm on August 8th, 2008 2:44 PM

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on August 8th, 2008 3:08 PM

rrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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posted by GYØ Ben on August 8th, 2008 4:21 PM

FOUR HUNDRED BABIES

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posted by SFØ Podcast on August 8th, 2008 4:24 PM

You'll win at ARSON!

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posted by Minch on August 8th, 2008 4:38 PM

TURBO-PUNS!!!

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posted by Terpsichore on August 20th, 2008 8:08 AM

WTF!!?!!
FTW!!!!!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on September 3rd, 2008 8:09 AM

Some things you will find in Hi-Five City:
Pigeons
Monks
Children
Fairies
Oxygen
Pac-Man


Things you will not fin in Hi-Five City:
Nothing that is not awesome.

Freakin' me out, man!
posted by Jellybean of Thark on September 3rd, 2008 9:17 PM

Abuelo Juan
The resemblance is, well, it's there and not there.

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posted by Lincøln on September 3rd, 2008 9:22 PM

I would love to grow up and be him.

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posted by zer0gee on September 19th, 2008 9:01 AM

Lincoln, is Salvitore YOUR Build-A-Bear?! If he is, I will need your mailing address.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on November 6th, 2008 9:48 AM

You have many foes? Have you any enemies?

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posted by Sundroplets on November 15th, 2008 11:45 AM

Lincøln,

If it were not for you I would not know about SFØ and my life would be oh so much duller. I just think... what if I hadn't simply asked that question by pool that night in Vegas. So are you playing a game or something (referring to you looking on your iphone).

Little did I know.............

I think you will have to be added now to my collection of demi-gods. You will be sometimes worshiped... but always admired. :)

MUAHHHHHHHHHHHH
-Gypsy

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posted by Ink Tea on December 30th, 2008 2:12 PM

Dear Lincoln,

Happy birthday.

Love,
Inky

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posted by teucer on December 30th, 2008 4:01 PM

Seconded.

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posted by zer0gee on February 8th, 2009 10:47 PM

Eeeeeee! Tiny orange kitteh! :D <3 <3 <3

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posted by Tøm on February 9th, 2009 1:54 AM

Epic shouldercat!

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posted by Myrna Minx on February 13th, 2009 12:24 AM

First comment on this page:

the best player photo so far
posted by p00n p00n on June 2nd, 2007 3:04 PM

ever


EDIT:

the best player photo[S] so far
posted by Myrna Minx on February 13th, 2009 12:24 AM

ever [STILL.]

RE: Birthday
posted by GYØ Vicki on February 15th, 2009 2:17 PM

Aw, thanks for the Beatles birthday greetings =], and I'm you're fave GYZerite? (it's a new term, y'know) x

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posted by anna one on March 21st, 2009 11:49 AM

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posted by anna one on March 24th, 2009 10:52 PM

Nice sign!

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posted by Myrna Minx on March 25th, 2009 2:51 AM

you're nuts, lincoln.

<3

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posted by GYØ Vicki on April 7th, 2009 9:30 AM

Mr Lincoln, I hope you don't mind me stealing the "If you're not having fun doing it, you're doing it wrong" for my yearbook quote, it's just rather cool =] x

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posted by Minch on April 11th, 2009 3:23 PM

aww. Lincoln. :D

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posted by Tøm on April 16th, 2009 4:01 PM

Wish we had a better photo, but...

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Lookalike?

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posted by Lincøln on April 16th, 2009 4:09 PM

That's pretty awesome.
I need to make that face more often.

AHAHAHA!
posted by Waldo Cheerio on April 17th, 2009 4:13 AM

LOVE IT! Oh, I have to show The Walrus!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on April 17th, 2009 7:06 AM

Awesome!

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posted by Ben Yamiin on April 18th, 2009 1:57 PM

Aaaah!

Chicago loves you! +2
posted by teucer on May 4th, 2009 1:37 PM

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posted by Salvator on June 9th, 2009 12:43 PM

A photo of me, Salvator, the very adventurous bear! Yaaaaay!

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posted by SF0 Police on July 11th, 2009 8:34 AM

Weeeeeooooooweeeeeeooooooweeeeeooooo!

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posted by SF0 Police on July 11th, 2009 8:34 AM

No need for alarm, sir. We were just testing the sirens.

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posted by teucer on December 30th, 2009 11:22 AM

Happy Lincoln day!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on February 16th, 2010 9:09 PM

HELLO!

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posted by done on April 27th, 2010 4:36 PM

I just wondered that I haven't voted here before! That's for that one!

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posted by Sombrero Guy on December 30th, 2010 3:38 AM

Skype tells me it's your birthday. Have a happy one!

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posted by teucer on December 30th, 2010 6:30 AM

What he said.

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posted by Lincøln on December 30th, 2010 7:37 AM

Skype is correct.

Thank you both.

Wha??
posted by ƟE←¤ on May 15th, 2011 5:24 PM

I'm confused and flattered at the mustachioed crop... His name's Havel and he's likely a secret agent or not of this world, if that's of any use to you.

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posted by Lincøln on May 15th, 2011 8:08 PM

I could tell by the one picture that Havel has the Awesome in his heart.
I choose to honor Havel.
If any of you choose to honor any other of those awesome mustachioed kids, feel free to use their pictures as your own for awhile.

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posted by Bryce on May 17th, 2011 11:09 PM

Are you appropriating Havel's likeness in lieu of your own facial follicles?

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posted by Lincøln on May 17th, 2011 11:16 PM

I am appropriating Pavel's likeness in appreciation of his obvious awesomeness. No other reason.

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posted by Lincøln on July 26th, 2011 8:28 PM

Whoa. My next point received gets me to 20,000 lifetime.
I wonder who it'll be that casts that vote.

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posted by Lincøln on July 26th, 2011 11:39 PM

It was relet! relet pushed me past 20,000 points.

Thank you not only to relet, but to every single person who ever cast a vote my way. Sincerely.