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As incriminatingly stereotypical as this may sound, ma'am, we have to agree. We love donuts.
Sorry. We were down at the donut shop. You called?
You, son, are also being monitored.
Son, round these parts we know retroactive completions aren't illegal, but we still don't look to kindly upon them. You might consider goin' back and tryin' this one over again.
Scienceguru, son, reconsider where you are. We used that sort of wording very intentionally, very specifically. You can look at our praxis if you think we're unaware. We've been around for a number of eras here, and we completed two tasks.
You might also point out what kind of laws we're enforcing, what kind of handcuffs we're threatening you with, and what sorts of jails we have here at SF0. We'll give you a hint: there aren't any. How about heedin' our advice, rather than attackin' our character.
Excuse me, mister scienceguru, but we've been monitoring your activities for a while, and we'd like to submit that your comments are a lot of talk without a lot of walk.
Something we would know about.
Now, son, we're suggesting that you make your commentary a little more eh, constructive, or we'll be submitting that this collaborative production game isn't big enough for the the both of us. Understood, son?
Excuse me, mister scienceguru, Yada yada yada, You'll gather more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Pardon ma'am, we'll need you to calm down. Now, just what in tarnation is going on?
We apologize for our absence. We were otherwise engaged. Seems as though you've done a lot of work here. Bex is filing the appropriate "paperwork" for a warrant. Ultimately, what is most important will be safely retrieving the Sutro. Please keep up your investigation!
You have a point there.