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The character of the hobo can not be simply defined in one picture. This one makes a considerable effort at it, but falls short of fully defining the hobo, mostly because the hobo cannot be fully defined. Sometimes a few thousand words may do in attempting to give an accurate picture of the hobo, but even then an illustration or two should be provided in case some of the words don't count for anything, as is common in the hobo vernacular. gobbledyflibber gibbitgookmcgillicuddy frankfortabersazsh macdougstaleduckpudding

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By nature, hobos and ninjas aren't necessarily blood enemies, however, the ever eager ninja can sometimes mistake a hobo's distinct musk and loose jibber-jabber for the markers of a pirate. This particular hobo's family was the victim of such a misunderstanding. Hobo's by nature do not hold particularly strong grudges, and this individual's sign may seem to contradict that but NOTICE! It does not mention revenge! Hobos can be known for paranoia, and this Hobo, ignoring the fact that the ninja most definitely realized his mistake by now, is afraid the dangerous assassin will be back to finish the job.

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As mentioned, Hobos and ninjas aren't enemies per se. In fact, they may sometimes join forces. In this case a wandering ninja encountered a Hobo baby abandoned (or simply confused as to where the nearest train tracks lay) on the side of the road. The ninja took the Hobo lad under his wing and taught him the noble way of the ninja. The result is the slightly-more-deadly Hobo-ninja. Not only is he entirely undetectable by anything ever, but he is COMPLETELY UNPREDICTAFATHOMABLE!