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September 23rd, 2013 11:06 PMWho we are
Smith-Fane Corporation is the world’s largest publicly traded international drive extraction and distribution company. We hold an industry-leading inventory of drive, with sources spanning across the music, game, fiction, and television industries. We are the world’s largest refiner and marketer of drive products, and our motivation company ranks among the world’s largest. We are also a technology company, applying science and innovation to find better, safer and cleaner ways to deliver the inspiration the world needs.
We have opened this account in order to announce our acquisition of San Francisco ZERØ's large reserves of latent drive. In the coming months we will be processing and extracting drive from great players throughout the eras using our patented Drive Extractor!™. We will then produce that drive in a form easy for consumers to relate to. S.F. CØ would like to take a moment to remind you that there are very specific legal guidelines for the acquisition of a players drive, the full details of which are available for all players here.
Our current product line includes
* 50 Shades of Grey
* Nickelback
* Tori Amos
* Toddlers and Tiaras
* Scary Movie
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posted by S.F. CØ on September 27th, 2013 1:15 AM
Mr. Page is, unfortunately, currently unavailable for comment on any matters regarding the Drive Extractor!™ other than that he is pleased with the progress and hopes to have a "fun" relationship with the "great creators*" here at San Francisco ZERO.
posted by S.F. CØ ™ on September 29th, 2013 5:56 PM
It is an inside job. A level 1 can't sign-up for simulated personal artifact. Who is running the show there these days?
Who is your CEO? I would like to meet with him/her!