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ENØ Sock
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Alltime Score: 710 points
Last Logged In: August 17th, 2008
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Campaign Contribution by ENØ Sock

June 4th, 2008 10:43 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Send a care package to a political candidate. Include objects that you believe will bring them success.

Ok for my first propper challange i decided to send a small envilope filled with gifts to Boris Johnson, the Conservative mayor of London.
This package included...
A picture of David Hasslehoff, because everybody needs one.
A packed of Oreos, for a tasty snack.
A picture of himself, incase he forgets his memory.
A packet of paracetamol, incase it all gets too stressfull.
A torch, because the road isn't allways well lit.
A "used" comb, so he can sort out his dam hair!
And a balaclava, incase somebody is trying to kidnap him.

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his picture
his picture
The torch
Pic of himself
the comb
The Torch
The Hoff
Oreos
The Paracetamol
The balaclava
The address
The envelope
The envelope

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Welcome to the game!
posted by Tøm on June 4th, 2008 11:34 AM

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I saw that picture and knew I was going to be voting.

Excellent first task.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on June 4th, 2008 12:38 PM

That's your mayor? He's not a professional wrassle man?

I don't know much about the mayor of London, but I wish our mayor looked half as cool as yours.

What a great packet.

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posted by GYØ Ben on June 4th, 2008 12:51 PM

You should hear him. He's like, what a Sunday Roast would be if it were a person.

Here, have a look at what Arnie thinks.

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posted by Lizard Boy on June 4th, 2008 12:54 PM

Hah, you think that's special? Our governor provided the ultimate piece of evidence for the action movie law of physics that states "nobody who is in the air when an explosion happens will be harmed by it" when he survived a nuclear explosion by jumping over a log just as it went off.

...Okay, so I'm not very special among this crowd in being from California....oh well.

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posted by Adam on June 4th, 2008 1:03 PM

Boris is funny. Probably. But funny don't make a good mayor.

Nor does being a member of the Conservative Party.

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posted by Tøm on June 4th, 2008 1:18 PM

You ol' activist you!

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posted by ENØ Bli33ard on June 4th, 2008 2:18 PM

This was actually my idea... and he stole it.

-ve points.

I won't say now what my plans are.

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posted by ENØ Bli33ard on June 4th, 2008 4:07 PM

Not really. I said this:

Bli33ard: I'm gonna do this one: http://sf0.org/tasks/Campaign-Contribution/
Just send it to Boris
Sockhead: lol
Sockhead: What are you going to attach
Bli33ard: I don't know, a comb for a start
Sockhead: lol
Bli33ard: Or how about A comb, David Hasselhoff and a mirror
Sockhead: Or a fake DVD?

Clearly this was my idea... never mind.

Nice one.
posted by Secret Agent on June 4th, 2008 7:22 PM

I wonder if we'll be in for a stretch of Boris completions. Inspiration for tasking would certainly be a better legacy than any of the laws he has planned. grumble grumble