this one is for real! documentation to follow. I hereby declare May 25th to be Total Chaos Day/International Flash Mob Day! Let there be Zombie Mobs, Critical Mass, Pillow Fights, Towels, and squirt guns (come on, everyone already has a towel r...

I amusingly accidentally discovered the family resemblance between one actress (singer?) and one sf0 dj. Especially those cheekbones. This was not for points. Only for the truth. Poor broken glass, I often did behold In thy sweet semblance my...

Unlikely? Perhaps not in the Bay Area. But I haven't yet mastered the deceptively simple lentil, and tonight I set myself to the stove meaning to fill my belly. Luckily for me, my cabinet stores plenty of the little green protein monsters, best subst...

Come join me if you're me!!!

We found a wonderfully charming and dilapidated chair being given away for free. Who? Sola and nace, me myself and I. Last night I noticed the chair, but I hadn't any way to get it tied to the car. Luckily, by this morning, hellishly warm as it is on...

My neighbors include snow peas in their various stages of growth. Here are examples of how they get to be big and strong. You said that idle weeds are fast in growth...

I said noon and I meant it, Kyle. Since yesterday evening, I have gathered the aceitonas and vegetables of the world in a final push to battle the great meaty beast. Our vegetarian cuisine shall vanquish this lumbering vicissitude! All excess olive...

Mr. Kyle Hamilton, there have been rumors. people whispering behind closed doors, and the like. today i decided to draw the line in the sand. i slap you, arrogant boy! your honor has been challenged! cross the line and slap back if you dare! this h...

Mesophyllic Transallelopathiphobia >>> As an angiosperm, I hold myself, my brothers, and sisters all in high regard. We have evolved alongside human beings for countless years. Sometimes you threw us to the trash-heap, and at other times yo...