I've been eying this task since I registered for SF0 but I'd been unable to come up with an author whose style I could imitate well and would also be interesting. I finally figured it out, but it took me quite a while to do. Take a guess? Warning: T...

I awoke with the oddest feeling of pleasure, and a vague but palpable suffusion of disappointment for having been dragged from such an enjoyable slumber. It was as if something sublime and otherworldly had visited me in the night. It was curious that...

Old Fisherman Jones was out on the water When he felt his line tugged and he yelled out, "I've got 'er!" He pulled and he reeled and he struggled and grunted To capture the biggest catch he'd ever hunted. And when he succeeded, it wasn't a fi...

No One Said it Had to Be a Good The body stayed hidden for 78 days under Mrs. Frost’s inadequate compost pile. Masked by banana peels and grass clippings, the contents of the pile was unknown by any on looker peering through the four-foot chain l...

Strangling. The voice exited his throat slumsweet and hot. -- I'm not sure, said Jonesy, that this is going to work. --We'll try, said the girl. Boilingwater bubbles. Pretty girls farting. JONESY Fish and taters!