Tasks / Build A Cat
Build a cat. Must perform cat functions (aside from laying on your bed etc.)
1 to 100 players
75 points
Level 4
In the zone of: EquivalenZ
Created by SNORLAX
0 completed :: 10 in progress
Interested in collaborating on this: (no one yet!)
Comments
So "collecting all of the hair that the Puddin' Head loses until I have enough to make a new one" won't count unless it can actually sit up and lick itself and meow and hunt lizards and digest friskies and get in cat fights and purr and play with twine and stare demonically and respond to its own name?
Whoa. Terrifying.
I think a good demonic stare might qualify.
Write the task so it requires at least three players, and it suddenly gets hard.
Mother, Father, Genetic Engineer. What's so hard about that?
Mother, father, surrogate mother...
Mother, Secretary, Father...
Mother, maybe father 1, maybe father 2
Must perform cat functions (aside from laying on your bed etc.)
Cats do something other than laying around? You must be talking about some genetically enhanced super cat!
Certainly they do! Cats are the epitomy of thing-on-top-of-thing physics, walking along sideboards without disturbing anything *except* the very fragile and unreplaceable thing, depositing only the opposite colour of fur on whatever clothing you are wearing so it shows up to the best advantage, employing cat gravity, being masters of being in just the right spot at the right time to trip you up while you are carrying something that shouldn't be dropped, going from complete calm to freaked out in zero seconds flat, etc.
It's all explained here.
man, what?!