I went to the Minneapolis Institute of Arts with the intention of giving a bunch of the sculptures candy. But, I'd forgotten about all the damn security cameras (the docents/guards were easy to avoid). I found the bust in a corner of a room right ...

I assembled this installation and left the house. My boyfriend should be coming home drunk within a few hours. Looped on ITunes: "Be Healthy" by Dead Prez. I hope he thinks this is as funny as I do. I will report back with his reaction.

A lamp shade decorated with coffee beans,egg shell, a mint tea bag, rosemary, cinnamon, garlic skin peels, and painted with a mixture of instant coffee, vanilla extract and water. It's a pretty nice smelling shade, at least...

Noam Chomsky a la Mode Our original attempt to make Noam Chomsky entirely out of soy margarine failed. So we settled on this: one scoop of vanilla Rice Dream. Isn't he yummy?

Co-conspirator Sam and I purchased devilishly expensive hamburgers, but if you think that made us into some kind of North-Beach-roaming, soul-patch-sporting yuppie scum, YOU'RE WRONG! EAT FOOD ART, MUTHERFUCKERS!!

ttt thhhugh THIS is the exact oppoisite of the work crzy bones would normally make, but when she saw these two things sitting on the counter she www wuuugh WAS inspired...she took them out to the sidewalk and took a picture minimilist... TESTIF...

I invited some friends over to partake of a "do-it-yourself" sushi bar. They were initially surprised that they had to carve up the tuna in order to enjoy their home-made sushi. In the end, they all opted for the pre-sliced maguro.

Hello. I have Something To show you. This happened Almost organically. We were eating dinner. First a fork went into a plate. Then a plate went onto that fork. Then another fork and another plate. They started throwing us plates, forks ...

at a mall noodle joint (where my friend exlaimed 'we are so doing the middle america thing!') we were having a good conversation. As one does with left-overs when the conversation is too delightful to leave, we played with our food and art was accid...

I work in a restaurant that serves lamb chops. I had requested that the gentlemen in the kitchen save for me what they call the "fat caps" from the lamb chops when they are being prepared. My original intention was to photograph the differences in th...