"In my livingroom many things do not belong," I write while in bed. Heater in the hearth- I am a pyro, damn it! I want my fireplace. Why is the plate there? I want my chandelier back, crazy landlady. Passer-bys must see Gollum against...

[i can't seem to embed a website in the text, so i'll just put them below the haikus...] animal "crackers" even nabisco will say you are a cookie. (http://www.fhsu.edu/biology/Eberle/AnimalCookies.htm) -------------- your three eyes are s...

Toes blisters on my feet you tore the night i ran home you are so itchy Bear your twin has been lost i was going to keep you but you'll make her smile Sudoku oh my sudoku somewhere i must have messed up but i can't erase ...

Mermaid in a tub, you should be in the ocean. Washing off the salt? Three small dried up fish, Water-less aquarium: Two wrongs making right. Poor ugly dolly, My mother didn't want you. Come live in my home. Fluffy clouds on grass, you...

grove street family enjoy scrabble on tv and wait for alarm two cats need good home call hannah and save them now or bike will crush them frame so elegant I chose not to debate it it's just of hawaii a defined kill zone ice cube...

troll stole my mower for a midnight spring joyride those girls are trouble mysterious rash electrocardiogram sunny london day dear juice: what the fuck. a family-sized hatchback? i want a pony! i always pictured planes...

An aquatic themed haiku block: 1. "Blob Sculpin" Strange; the blob sculpin How can a fish look so sad? I name him Morris 2. "Male Angler Fish" Is your life scary? Your very life rests on flesh of a fat female 3. "Gulper Eel" Can...

We wrote some Haiku About things that don't belong. Fucking outsiders! *** You can view the pics to read the Haiku, but here they are anyway. By the way, Cooking with Pooh is available online at Amazon, here. ** What are those brown ch...