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David MUCØ
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Fortune Not Cookie by David MUCØ, Orang Utan Klaus

February 16th, 2009 12:37 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Install fortunes of your devising in permanent or non-permanent media in openable structures, such that passersby will come across them.

Truths from the book of books



We want to send ahead that we're neither christian nor disrespect chrisitian religions nor want to tread on someones toes with this task!

A fortune cookie gives us more or less concrete advice as to how we have to live or whats coming up in the times ahead.
In other words it provides us with vague truths and prophecies.
So what other work of men (?) is more qualified to give fortunes, that are apt to be really really true, than the book of books, the one and only Holy Book? (Kompetenzkompetenz ;) )
At least if you presume that it really is God's word and not just some crazy guys trying to make themselves famous or whatever...

But it wouldn't fit neither sfØ nor our cause if we just went along with the average bible quotes that you see (way to often as far as I'm concerned) at bus stations or other public places.
So if you take a look at the bible and you don't have to look very closely you'll see that only a small part of it is quotable if you want to make a point with that quote. And these are the ones you see posted by "saveuall" and the likes.
Our quotes consequenly have no or at least very few statement by themselves. They are in a way mostly pretty senseless, such as: So I bought the waistband in accordance with the word of the LORD and put it around my waist. - Jeremia 13,2.
or: In that day there will be no light; the luminaries will dwindle. - Zechariah 14,6.
Some give at least some very vague information...
All in all we placed 15 "fortunes".

We tried to make up the lack of sense by placing these slogans in certain places to create at least the hint of a sense or rather give people a thought-provoking impulse both about the quote, the bible itself and the chosen surroundings.

The choosing of the scriptures, the typewriting and the printing took a lot longer than we had thought, so we decided to start the main work after dinner. Without realizing that it was the perfect start for this task, we settled for chinese. All the more we had to laugh when we actually got real fortune cookies.
Fortune cookies



























Of course we hope that no one’s really offended by our work although we’re quite sure somone is.

Enjoy our cookies!

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"Special menus" page of the menu of the chinese restaurant.
Doorbell panel (or whatever it's called in english)
Entrance of an army shop.
Weather forceast of a newspaper.
Men's room of a train station.
On the side of a tabe in a cafe.
On the bottom of a box of candles in the Theatinerchurch.
On the floor of a upper class mall in the middle of Munich (Fuenf Hoefe).
In a changing cubicle of the H&M fashion store.
On a Vogue ad in the Stacchus train station.
Schedule of the busiest tram station in Munich (Stacchus).
Collumn of the entrance to the bavarian higher regional court.
On the window front of a beauty salon.
Underneath the earpiece of a phone booth in Munich central station.
Photo booth in Munich central station.
Fortune cookies

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holybibble, dadaism, awesomefirst, bibliomancy, thisisnotinenglishohno

6 comment(s)

(no subject)
posted by done on February 16th, 2009 1:06 PM

Everydaylife in a catholic country. Super completion und Wilkommen Orang Utan Klaus!

ihr chiller!
posted by Julia on February 16th, 2009 2:40 PM

style gangster :D sau geil gemacht! maggie, willkommen!

Any toes worth keeping can survive being tread upon from time to time.
posted by Burn Unit on February 17th, 2009 3:35 AM

Brilliant juxtapositions. Welcome.

That.
posted by Waldo Cheerio on February 17th, 2009 11:13 AM

What he said.

Edit: 11 months later, I finally got back to this one. I am blown away again by how great these juxtapositions are. For those of you too lazy to read it all, just go through the pictures and read the descriptions explaining where they are.

(no subject)
posted by David MUCØ on February 18th, 2009 12:06 PM

Thank you all!

first task ever
posted by Orang Utan Klaus on March 4th, 2009 3:42 AM

thanks to all of you! thanks for the nice welcome and the comments - i'm glad you like our quotes.