15 + 7 points
The Speed of Time by Varion Maur
January 3rd, 2011 11:24 PM
As per the scientific proof found within.
I have moved to the third floor of my apartment building and have a penchant for living at high altitudes. This allows me to live a little faster than many. I do however avoid mountains...No sense in ending my life 90 billionths of a second too early.
As per the scientific proof found within.
I avoid stress to lower the degradation speed of my Telomeres.
Any time I am stricken with a disagreeable meme, I overuse and abuse it, so that people will tire of it more quickly. Memes are totally homeopathic...I knew them before they were cool.
In the time it takes to read this sentence ninety people will have died. Now ask yourself...how does he know how fast I can read? I dare you to read it again...MURDERER!
Don't learn to read...reading kills.
-V
I have moved to the third floor of my apartment building and have a penchant for living at high altitudes. This allows me to live a little faster than many. I do however avoid mountains...No sense in ending my life 90 billionths of a second too early.
As per the scientific proof found within.
I avoid stress to lower the degradation speed of my Telomeres.
Any time I am stricken with a disagreeable meme, I overuse and abuse it, so that people will tire of it more quickly. Memes are totally homeopathic...I knew them before they were cool.
In the time it takes to read this sentence ninety people will have died. Now ask yourself...how does he know how fast I can read? I dare you to read it again...MURDERER!
Don't learn to read...reading kills.
-V
I support meme degradation.