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Ty Ødin
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Death Kava by Ty Ødin, clown face, Wild Bear

April 24th, 2010 7:48 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Eat a food that frightens you.

I recently went to Anime Matsuri, an anime convention close to home, and had a wonderful time :). I went with my a few of my friends, including Ty and Wild Bear, and some other people who i would call acquaintances.

I have provided the following picture to give you an idea of the experience. main_img3438190119.jpg

Anyway, I had planned on doing Death Kava at Matsuri by eating some small furry things that i had before at a different con. I cant remember what they are called but they were some Japanese treat(its always Japanese) filled with red bean paste and felt like they were alive in your hands(and throat).

But we found something even worse. Its some blood substitute that is nutritionally the sane as blood, and is also some kind of energy drink. I believe that i described the taste as "The blood of a 4-year old recovering form a Halloween induced sugar coma." Yeah, that sounds about right. The blood was terrible, i regret the decision entirely. Enjoy our misery :)

Part Two!

As a gentleman's duel, Ty and myself have decided to work on this task once again and bring this terrible feast to an end, all in response to a single post from Dan |ØwO|. This individual has prompted a messy concoction that i can only describe as the Stench of Hell, Hell's Anus, the physical manifestation of the bubble traveling through your lower body as you realize your not going to make it to the bathroom.

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I invited a friend over to create this brew for me, for i believe that uncertainty could play a huge part in my fear. I was right, oh so terribly right. Against my better judgment i sniffed Hell's Anus and discovered my horror(and a bit of chocolate).

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im not even going to go into the experience of chewing the piece of bread that i dabbed into the soup because im beginning to gag again. But after i was done, i managed to vomit it back up and taste the whole thing over again peppered with the taste of my own bile.

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I believe that Ty is still working on his, hopefully it will be even worse that mine.

Be free my bodily fluids!

Odin's Strike!

I really am sorry that it took me literally until the last day to do this. I have been distracted all memorial weekend by some mysterious force.

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While at this distractions lakehouse her soon-to-be-stepfather served a feast of unusual, delicacies. I thought that would satisfy a death kava. I ate gator burgers and goat kebabs, among several more mundane things.

I slept, I awoke, I rode in a car for 10 hours, and I thought I was done. Then I saw Clowface's completion and knew, deep down, that my own completion was lacking.

When I first accepted the Death Kava task I immediately thought of Mayo and mustard. Mayonnaise has the texture of thrice chewed mexican food and the taste of rotten eggs. Mustard's scent alone is enough to make me gag, and I have been known to move away from friends who eat it on hot dogs and such.

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I mixed the mayo and mustard and ate it. The pictures were taken in my bathroom, so as to be closer to the toilet when I un-ate these horrid things. And, trust me, I un-ate the.

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I feel that, with countless horrid things eaten, (Blood, mayo, mustard, and whatever weent into "Hells Anus") twice over vomit, and two pictures of people who are not part of S.F.0. presently, we can finally put this Praxis to rest.

Please let us put this praxis to rest.

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The beginning

The beginning

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Blood!

Blood!

Blood


Wild Bear

Wild Bear

Wild bear goes for the blood!


Clownface

Clownface

now our fearless leader, clownface, drinks from the crimson chalice


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and now It's ty's turn


Church

Church

Even my other, non SF0 friend got in on the action


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Less Blood


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original state


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Hershey's syrup, pepper, craisins, grape juice, bread, sugar, and one tea bag :)


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He didnt think there was enough. so here we go again... Same as last time plus, cheese balls, cream of tarter, cough syrup, cyan pepper and soy sauce. Even better


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cute little panda soy sauce


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sugar


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pepper


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chocolate syrup


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grape juice


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oh yeah, and bread


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And now we add the bread


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cough syrup


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some pepper


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craisins :D


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the finishing touch


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stirring reveals the true nature of this beastly conglomeration


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still not feeling as if this stew was finished, he added some salt...


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...a lot of salt


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and soy sauce


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here is a look at the water. it actually looks pretty good. if i didn't know any better i would just stick my nose in there and inhale deeply


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i dabbed a piece of bread in the mix. Also, a puppy.


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Me coughing after taking a bite, camera still in hand


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..and more coughing.


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and eventually i vomited. I think the reddish orange splotch is from a cheese ball.


Procastination

Procastination

Pictured: A distraction


A feast of horror 1

A feast of horror 1

From 12, clockwise we have feta cheese stuffed sausages (not that bad) Pork franks (Alright) Alligator burgers (Wait, what!?) and grilled onions (A bit to sweet for me).


Feast, take 2

Feast, take 2

Goat Kebabs, Grilled potato wedges, and a naked ear of corn (Gasp!).


Goat

Goat

That's goat. Yup.


Upping the Ante

Upping the Ante

Mayo and mustard juice.


EWWWW

EWWWW

How do you people eat this stuff?


First contact

First contact

It hurt me to take this.


COKE!

COKE!

Also had to take this while gagging and drinking.


Vomit

Vomit

That's coke, mayo, mustard, and lunch.


Finished

Finished

Mostly.



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10 comment(s)

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posted by Borgasm on April 25th, 2010 10:47 PM

I had that stuff at a friend's Buffy the Vampire Slayer-themed birthday party. It tastes like fruit punch, only it has the aftertaste of biting your tongue. Not terrifying enough for a Death Kava, in my opinion.

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posted by relet 裁判長 on April 26th, 2010 7:47 AM

If that drink is sweet, not salty, it completely defeats the expectations.

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posted by clown face on May 5th, 2010 7:01 PM

just because its normal for you doesn't mean it didn't frighten us. I believe someone posted a Death Kava involving sushi, which i love. Lay down your judgment elsewhere my friend.

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posted by Dan |ØwO| on May 5th, 2010 8:08 PM

Hey, sushi was me! And, it was expired sushi, thank you very much. Plus I ate a scary amount of ice cream afterwards. Double plus, artistic photo collage & funny + informative write up. Maybe we should all duel!

That is, if I wasn't so busy tasking and flipping out over Relet stealing my tri-force. *shakes fist at relet*

Well played, pudding man.

A gentlemanly Duel
posted by Ty Ødin on May 6th, 2010 6:57 PM

Dan, the C.L.O.W.N.S. rise to meet your challenge. Within the month, this praxis will be ten thousand times more terrifying in every way imaginable. Let the kava off begin. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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posted by Dan |ØwO| on May 6th, 2010 11:45 PM

Oh my, what have I done? I look forward to five pointing this at the end of the month. I will think documenting other things I'm scared to eat in the meantime.

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posted by clown face on May 31st, 2010 6:40 PM

let it rest then, Ty

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posted by Ty Ødin on May 31st, 2010 6:49 PM

I swear I will never let mayo or mustard touch my mouth again. I may be done with cherry coke too, just because it will remind me of this.

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posted by Dan |ØwO| on June 1st, 2010 11:01 AM

I am promoting this death kava

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posted by clown face on June 2nd, 2010 4:17 AM

:D