THE MEOWBOW.

This gesture begins with the pose of the cat one often sees displayed at the back of local well-frequented Japanese restaurants. To perform the gesture, simply allow your fingers to lead your wrist into a more severe curl, while bending from the waist in the direction of the working arm. Allow your head to join the movement. Say, "nyau!' in as adorable a manner as you can stand. Relax.

Context is important for determining what this gesture signifies. In a work environment, to meowbow is to accede to a demand while infusing the atmosphere with "oriental harmony". When you witness a meowbow during interactions among friends, it is highly likely that the executor is describing romantic feelings. Should you behold a meowbow on the floors of the New York Stock Exchange, I strongly advise you to sell all your holdings immediately and create a new life for yourself in heretofore unclaimed territories of western Brasil.