"Excuse me, Miss.......you seem to have a uterus on your shoe." Those words were spoken by an intern to me at the end of day of work. I am a vet tech at an animal hospital and I guess some doctor ,who will go unnamed, missed the garbage after an OHE. So I was left walking around with a uterus on my shoe.
I have also met a women who refused to feed her bird normal food because she put her bird and the food in a quantum energy machine (which she spent thousands of dollars on) and it said the normal seeds, fruits and veggies we would recommend for this type of bird weren't good for it. It was, on the other hand, okay to feed it pizza. Needless to say, this bird began to show signs of poor nutrition and developed liver problems from eating a fatty diet.
My last story is one about a young couple who brought in their pit. After doing some X-rays we determined that she had an intestinal blockage and would require surgery. The couple couldn't think of anything in particular she had chewed up. It turned out she had consumed some sex toys. I got to be the lucky one to show the pieces we pulled out to the owners, it was so hard to keep a straight face. The women turned red, and the man started bitching about "how expensive this shit is". The same dog came back a year later and we took out a nice variety of Victoria Secret thongs.