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Malaysian Eddy
Level 4: 335 points
Alltime Score: 6358 points
Last Logged In: December 3rd, 2012
BADGE: INTERREGNUM TEAM: DC0 TEAM: Team Shplank TEAM: San Francisco Zero TEAM: SFØ Société Photographique TEAM: LØVE TEAM: ALL THINGS MEATIFUL!
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Player Photograph by Malaysian Eddy

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

SFØ'ers beware....I will sneak up and rob you for all your worth

+ larger

last time I got to wear my beanie...
color match.jpg
dead robyn.jpg
P1060117.jpg
_MG_2657.jpg
gangsta.jpg
127793_1_f.jpg
I'm such a quitter
Holiday Card for Jan. 2008.
IMG_0077.jpg
Fuck I love California
Absolutely Fabulous!
Untitled-4.tif
Photo 32.jpg
Photo 165.jpg
Squeaks Magee n da hizouse
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20070930_Robyn_0039.jpg
Pine Mountain, Ojai California
my mullet is growing....don't let me do that again...ever...
I re-gimped myself. I'm a fucking idiot.
HELP!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!
P-Roid
I thought I looked too funnny not to share it with ya
Damn, I need to wash those towels now that I think about it
I heart messes!
bandana.jpg
I heart poloroids!!
AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Fuck Yeah Andy!!!
Lovin Life - Lovin You
Dis be me mo fos
New Shadow pics
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Killah
Kyle Says "Technicolor Orgasm (to the face)"
I've always wanted a fro....I am EDDY The FRO!!
snoozin...
F-Mont Hotel
Up to no good...ever
LUNG CANCER LUNG CANCER LUNG CANCER LUNG CANCER
Sight beyond seeing
good ol' PBR......you've never let me down...
Drag show
GRRR....I LOOK LIKE A ELF
Fuck I love Ojai!
My blue coat and blue camera
Creepy...on both parts
Poncho on Eddy
ARRRRRRRR
A perfect likeness
OK Representin'
My Wenches
mind the gap
GG Bridge Baby
PONCHO.jpg
robyn.jpg

29 vote(s)


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118 comment(s)

(no subject)
posted by anna one on June 4th, 2007 8:40 PM

aw, that's an awesome shot!

Hey…
posted by Blue on June 30th, 2007 11:40 PM

I got a roll of pennies you should come over and let me dump them down your blouse!!

Hmmmm?!?!

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on July 1st, 2007 12:53 PM

you're terrible! I don't think so....

Tormenting...
posted by YellowBear on July 8th, 2007 11:31 PM

"I've got the best secret in the world!!!" That is just mean! How could a sane person handle reading something so intriguing...

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on July 9th, 2007 12:12 AM

I know..I know....But it wouldn't be the best secret if it wasn't worth keepin

(no subject)
posted by Lank on July 16th, 2007 9:29 PM

Will the secret ever be revealed, or is it permanently secret?

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on July 17th, 2007 10:54 AM

dunno yet

(no subject)
posted by YellowBear on August 20th, 2007 2:53 PM

"Mind the gap"

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on August 20th, 2007 2:56 PM

Fuck Yes! That shit is great...way better then please stand back...

(no subject) +1
posted by SNORLAX on August 28th, 2007 2:13 PM

raccoon.jpg
paid for by lowteck for senate

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on August 28th, 2007 2:28 PM

AHHHH!!!! Why are there humping animals following me everywhere I go on SFØ?!!! AHHH a raccoon and a dog.....say it ain't so ralphy say it ain't so....

(no subject)
posted by Lank on August 29th, 2007 12:47 AM

"Eddy the Mullet" - best name EVAH! Totally your old school mob name.

(no subject)
posted by YellowBear on August 29th, 2007 2:47 PM

does that happen to be an 80's lesbian mullet by any chance?

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on August 29th, 2007 2:56 PM

Why yes my good man....it does happen to be a butchy 80's lesbian mullet that I now have. MULLET USA BABY!!!

MULLET USA +1
posted by YellowBear on August 29th, 2007 5:06 PM

Yes, the 80's were quite a foggy time. Many choices that seem so....odd... now. But there is no shame in it!!

mulletbear25043.jpeg
1980

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on August 29th, 2007 7:32 PM

like the rat tail...who knew that would be a hot shit item again...

Eddy The Mullet Bear!
posted by YellowBear on August 29th, 2007 10:22 PM

Oh my god! How can I not vote for that. Totally hot shit

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on August 29th, 2007 10:28 PM

I agree....I think that it's a pretty close resemblance to what I look like in real life. Esp. the stash!

(no subject)
posted by YellowBear on August 30th, 2007 11:55 PM

Check out the poems section of ilovemullets. Mullet poems for all!! So many winners I can't pick just one

"The Pariah"
posted by Blue on August 31st, 2007 12:53 AM

Mullet, oh mullet, society's bane.
Whenever they see mine, they feel shooting pain.
Until I turn around you never can guess
Am I "man" am I "woman"? You try to see my chest.

A mullet-haired woman is likely a dyke.
Trying to win contests as "man look-a-like".
But mullet-haired men are still living their past.
Probably the decade when we got laid last.

"Medieval Times" is now the only place
Where a mullet may actually make hot chicks hearts race.
But unless you're employed as a pirate or knight,
A mullet will make you an object of spite.

-- KR

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on August 31st, 2007 10:00 AM

ohhhh pirates with mullets...now that hot shit!

(no subject)
posted by The Vixen on September 6th, 2007 5:50 PM

Ninja pirate, eh?

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 6th, 2007 5:57 PM

what? Too much?

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 6th, 2007 5:58 PM

yeah...too much...let me fix this...

*edit* ya know...Ninja Pirates may make for a poor SFØ idea...however, think of the havoc a band of Ninja Pirates could wreak on Halloween in SF!!!! hmmmmm......

HEll yes
posted by The Vixen on September 6th, 2007 8:14 PM

I like the new name. So epic.

(no subject)
posted by Blue on September 6th, 2007 10:54 PM

thumb_documentation0525372.jpg Oh, I liked this pic better EPIC!!!

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 7th, 2007 12:06 AM

Hey...don't be talking trash about my wenches. They can pound back whiskey and ale like nobody's business!!!

An amendment to the Ninja Pirates for Halloween...


Ninjas Vs. Pirates!!! An epic battle that will be full of cutlasses and five elements kung fu!

Nice pic!!!
posted by Blue on September 17th, 2007 12:44 PM

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 17th, 2007 12:51 PM

Thanks!

(no subject) +1
posted by anna one on September 17th, 2007 2:29 PM

IMG_3229.jpg

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 17th, 2007 2:45 PM

I look so CA 80's in that picture (awesome)...nice back light anna!

Um yeah....
posted by Blue on September 17th, 2007 4:20 PM

How come you get all the nice pics and all I get is a very masculine portrait!

I apologize
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 17th, 2007 4:27 PM

Sorry Thank You Shalllliiikooo for being such an amazing photographer! Without you my SFØ image page would be nothing but worthless crap....festering on the side of a street.....begging for redemption...

Well. I am sure it is not all me… +1
posted by Blue on September 17th, 2007 6:49 PM

Sometimes while playing SFØ it starts to feel like this…

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(no subject)
posted by anna one on September 17th, 2007 8:59 PM

Actually, if you want to beef about it- I took THAT photo. Shal- you took some similar ones, but Robyn was talking in them, so she was making weird faces. Sorry.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 17th, 2007 10:57 PM

HEY!!!! I wasn't making weird faces....


well..okay...so maybe they were weird faces...I just like them cause they're not posed...(for the same reason I like yours anna)...but candid...the best kind if you ask me....and BLAH BLAH BLAH I need to shut up and study

Okay… so maybe SFØ is more like this… +1
posted by Blue on September 17th, 2007 10:58 PM

Okay… so maybe SFØ is more like this…
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(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 17th, 2007 11:04 PM

Yes...that's exactly what SFØ is like....I would actually be more interested in seeing what the monkey's images look like..

not to be a nag..
posted by The Vixen on September 17th, 2007 11:29 PM

It's actually a chimpanzee (an ape). No one, probably including you, cares but as an aspiring anthropologist, I'm on a mission to educate the masses on the differences between monkeys and apes. And this one is aperific.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 17th, 2007 11:57 PM

OOOOooooooohhhh I got served!!!!!

(no subject)
posted by JTony Loves Brains on September 18th, 2007 2:50 AM

In this case shouldn't it be "aperopologist" instead of "anthropologist"? Just being overly picky.

Also, isn't there something about if you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of cameras with an infinite amount of film that probability says one of the photos must eventually be in focus?

Well...
posted by The Vixen on September 18th, 2007 8:49 AM

Not to go on another anthropological sf0 rampage, but a person studying mainly apes and monkeys would be a primatologist. Physical anthropology deals with primates in relation to human evolution. Ok... I'll stop now. :)

Aperologist? no, I meant harry-not-quite-human-bestiologist
posted by JTony Loves Brains on September 18th, 2007 10:00 AM

Yeah, I was joking about the Aperologist. On a legitimate question, though, just because I'm finding the extinction facinating, wouldn't Physical Anthropology be limited to primates post-homo (he he he, I said "homo")? Wouldn't all primates previous be considered pre-human-evelutionary-branch? Or is there a gray area, an overlap between the two, and how often do Anthropologists and Primatologists argue the distinction? Sorry if this is too geeky. Just interested.

anthro/primateology
posted by The Vixen on September 19th, 2007 3:57 PM

Physical Anthropology is a subcategory of general anthropology. It deals with the biological evolution of modern day humans, genetics, blood groups as well as human variation. Primatology is often included in this group to the chagrin of primatologists. However, it only serves as a subcategory when dealing with the archaeological record and research involving their relation to the origins of humanoids, hominids and autralopithicenes. I feel that both areas of study are inherently connected and are incredibly fluid and complementary when it comes to theory and genetic fact. And don't worry, I'm definitely more of a geek than you are. I think.

Like a Honey Pot? +1
posted by YellowBear on September 20th, 2007 11:34 PM

mmmm....saturation in serotonin....

LSD DUDE AND YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 21st, 2007 1:21 AM

Lucid dreaming while awake...ahhh....fuck I'm a nerd but that's so fascinating to me!~!!!!

piratey goodness...
posted by The Vixen on September 25th, 2007 1:12 AM

"Have to fly. Have to fight. Have to crow. Have to save Maggie, have to save Jack.

Hook is back."

Peter Pan is the way to go.

What??
posted by The Vixen on September 25th, 2007 1:18 AM

Did Lola just vote for you?? Where the hell IS that bird?

ummmm...yeah...I don't know how I feel about this vote....
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 25th, 2007 1:28 AM

CMYK
posted by Spidere on September 26th, 2007 7:22 PM

I love the new picture--how'd you create it?

(no subject)
posted by Sean Mahan on September 26th, 2007 8:55 PM

More props for the pic - though I don't support this "not smoking" thing, of course

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 26th, 2007 11:55 PM

Sean...be afraid...be very afraid. Give me two months of rock climbing and yoga and I will be unstoppable!

spidere....it's easy...a blurry black a white negative + paint + a color dark room (ahhh...the joys of majoring in fine arts...so many useless skills....)

....The Title is!
posted by Kyle Hamilton on September 29th, 2007 1:24 PM

Technicolor Orgasm (to the face)
I do enjoy it very much so!
very nice double good yes!

o and the not smoking thing, way to go! mmmm your blood loves you all ready!

(no subject)
posted by Blue on September 30th, 2007 1:05 AM

Welcome to the Hedgemony!!!
Congrats on Reaching Level 8

(no subject)
posted by YellowBear on September 30th, 2007 3:09 AM

Congrats!!

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 30th, 2007 8:03 AM

WooHoo!!!! I finally joined the boys club!!

(no subject)
posted by Bex. on September 30th, 2007 8:49 AM

Hip hip HOORAY!

(no subject)
posted by The Vixen on September 30th, 2007 9:11 AM

Yay!!

(no subject)
posted by Blue on October 1st, 2007 9:24 PM

robinofro26461.jpg

(no subject)
posted by bill s. preston esq. on October 1st, 2007 9:33 PM

that picture is wyld! like stallyns!

[air metal guitar]

(no subject)
posted by Ted Logan on October 1st, 2007 9:35 PM

dude!

(no subject)
posted by YellowBear on October 2nd, 2007 1:45 PM

That fro is amazing!

(no subject)
posted by Lank on October 14th, 2007 12:29 PM

Yay! Snidely Whiplash!

(dating myself yet again)

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 14th, 2007 6:57 PM

sadly...I'm dating myself as well with the player photo...ahhh well....I actually enjoy getting older...I have more fun anyway!

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 16th, 2007 4:47 PM

OOoohhh now it says if I'm online or not...I'm not sure how I feel about this...

(no subject) +1
posted by The Villain on October 19th, 2007 7:06 PM

I want to be a card-carrying Villain!

(no subject) +1
posted by YellowBear on October 25th, 2007 7:43 AM

I thought that was some old 50's stock photo, until I really looked. Today i shall spend my day really looking at all the things I see

(no subject) +1
posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 25th, 2007 10:49 AM

at one point in my life, I was really into Cindy Sherman. Check out her untitled film stills...they're amazing!!

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 25th, 2007 5:49 PM

OH I never looked at this series! It's pretty awesome!

(no subject)
posted by Blue on October 25th, 2007 8:17 PM

We have WAY to many pictures.
This might turn into a Christmas present at this rate.
Ugh… We need a system to organize these into cause it's CA—RaZEEEé

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 25th, 2007 8:37 PM

It's worth the wait because I know that this will be amazing!!!

(no subject)
posted by Blue on November 14th, 2007 10:07 AM

Muck raker... at least you enjoy your job

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 14th, 2007 3:18 PM

Oh please...you think I like wearing my bow tie as a fashion statement??

(no subject)
posted by Meta tron on November 14th, 2007 6:37 PM

I'm voting here for all the photos of other people you've got scattered around the comments, they're wicked!

(no subject)
posted by Blue on November 17th, 2007 1:51 PM

Tyler Durden style

(no subject)
posted by YellowBear on November 17th, 2007 2:37 PM

You have so many cool photos. I'm jealous

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 17th, 2007 3:38 PM

YB...Look In Your Media Folder.


(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 17th, 2007 10:57 PM

I feel like this comment is appropriate to post once again;

"Oh please...you think I like wearing my bow tie as a fashion statement??"


Yes. Yes I do.

(no subject)
posted by anna one on November 20th, 2007 7:59 PM

I likes your new photos...

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 21st, 2007 1:14 AM

Gawd! 12 hours at work can make a girl feel old.

And yes sparbicalico.....I love pressing play on an action script and BOOM!!!!! My work is done! God bless photo shop!

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 23rd, 2007 1:35 AM

Tonight at work, there was a M J Fox look alike.

and now I want to watch Back To The Future

(no subject)
posted by JTony Loves Brains on November 30th, 2007 9:35 AM

Or Stewart Little?

Oh, and I want to say how much I love the current pic (in the green sweater). As much as I love the artfulness of your other photos, there's something about your smile in this one that I adore.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 30th, 2007 12:48 PM

Thanks!

(no subject)
posted by The Vixen on December 5th, 2007 1:51 AM

That's cute :)

the snow may come to SF one day
posted by SNORLAX on December 5th, 2007 1:37 PM

i've been in SF for a while and its only snowed here once (twice?) and VERY little at that.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 5th, 2007 1:41 PM

I also miss the leaves changing and falling from the trees. Fall was always my favorite time of year. When all you want is some tomato soup, a grilled cheese sandwich and a blanket. Those were the days....

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 5th, 2007 10:35 PM

Finger moustache? Yes!

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 6th, 2007 10:29 AM

IMPORTANT!!! Everyone tell me all they know about wines so I can ace this interview and quit my awful job.

ssshhhhhh
posted by Burn Unit on December 6th, 2007 12:57 PM

been to france? check your email.

i have no idea what wine costs but..
posted by SNORLAX on December 6th, 2007 1:05 PM

i recommend thorough empirical testing.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 6th, 2007 2:03 PM

We should taste lots and lots of wine. And cheese. And fruit. Show of hands:

Who wants to have a vino/cheese/fruit party at my place???

I would be down for some saucing. I've been laying low all damn week!

Vino 101
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 6th, 2007 2:59 PM

Lemme educate ya for a minute....

The 3 AVA's of Pinot Noir in CA (meaning where the grapes are produced):
-Santa Barbara
-Sonoma
-Coneros

(Also, you must understand that Pinot grapes are extremely delicate and usually are produced into wine not far from where they are grown)

Napa produces:
-Chard
-Merlot
-Cabernet Sauvignon

In a Bordeaux
The three major reds are:
-Cab Sauv
-Cab Frank
-Merlot
The two minor are
-Petite Bordeaux
-Malbec
The three major whites are
-Sauv Blanc
-Semillion
-Muscatel

(and yes, all those grapes go into one bottle of wine)

For a Burgundy
Major red
-Pinot Noir
Major White
-Chard
Minor Red
-Alegote

This is what I learned today and thought you might be interested in some wine knowledge.

(no subject)
posted by The Vixen on December 7th, 2007 1:59 PM

We demand pictures! I want to see the absence of your mullet

:)

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 7th, 2007 2:33 PM

Pictures of the Eddy sans mullet will be given tomorrow. I would like to thank you in advance for your patience.

les vins ce sont compliques.
posted by Fonne Tayne on December 7th, 2007 3:25 PM

coneros? carneros.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 7th, 2007 3:29 PM

ooops.

(no subject)
posted by Fonne Tayne on December 7th, 2007 3:34 PM


do you get the chronicle? now they make pinot in hollister.... er, one guy does. you know, near the pinnacles?

et une autre chose:
l'aligoté, c'est un cépage blanc bourguignon.

(no subject)
posted by anna one on December 14th, 2007 9:00 PM

So jealous of your Meg.

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 15th, 2007 3:02 AM

Yeh, me too. Any photos so far?

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 15th, 2007 10:20 AM

I've been taking a ton of photos and need to drop the rolls off. I can't wait to see what they look like

(no subject) +1
posted by Blue on December 23rd, 2007 10:51 PM

robynkatie34341.jpg

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 23rd, 2007 10:54 PM

This is why you should never let your child pick out their own glasses. I really liked the rose color....I didn't care that they were granny glasses. AHAHAHAHAHA...where did you find that? My perm was growing out in this picture too....I was in the 4th grade. *shudder* soooo awful....I was an ugly child....

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 23rd, 2007 10:55 PM

my sister katy (R) also used to wear an eye patch over one of her eyes....damn...wish i had a picture of that...where in the fucking hell did you find that picture...BURN IT NOW!!!

(no subject) +1
posted by Blue on December 23rd, 2007 10:59 PM

robyn34342.jpg

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 23rd, 2007 11:00 PM

SHALACOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING QUIT IT!

(you two are adorable...)
posted by anna one on December 24th, 2007 1:06 AM

Bwaahaahahahaaa!

(no subject)
posted by Charlie Fish on December 24th, 2007 3:09 AM

Vote for Shalaaco's betrayal-photo.

It would seem… +1
posted by Blue on January 11th, 2008 6:33 PM

it would seem that my supply of bad pictures of you is endless…

robinoooo37241.jpg

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on January 12th, 2008 12:18 AM

ewww... I look weird.

(no subject)
posted by Fonne Tayne on March 4th, 2008 8:41 PM

que??

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on March 6th, 2008 12:22 AM

what do you mean que? pretty self explanatory.

(no subject)
posted by Fonne Tayne on March 10th, 2008 9:30 PM

que cabezona!

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on August 18th, 2008 11:46 PM

Great seeing you as a zombie! there are pictures of you somewhere floating around flickr, if i find them, i'll post a link.

(no subject)
posted by Lank on August 19th, 2008 12:53 AM

Like this?

or this? (look closely)

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on August 19th, 2008 10:48 AM

those'd be the ones.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on August 20th, 2008 11:06 AM

man it was great to see both of you as well! I had a freaking blast that day!

(no subject)
posted by Pixie on June 5th, 2011 11:46 AM

Are you coming back????
Because I've never met you, but that would make my day!