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Malaysian Eddy
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Your Phobia by Malaysian Eddy

May 16th, 2007 4:35 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Document a phobia or phobias that you have. Put it to the test.

Okay, I know that this is going to sound completely crazy. I have a phobia of peeing in a toilet that already has urine in it. It's weird and crazy because I am not shy about pissing when I have to piss....I am completely fine with coping a squat anywhere and going, but for some reason, the Idea of my pee mixing with someone else's pee grosses me out and I just can't bring myself to do it. I always have to flush the toilet. I'm afraid that somehow their pee will fly into the air and hit my butt.

And the thing is, I actually feel bad because I know I'm wasting water by doing this and that I should abide by the rule "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down" to do my part in water conservation.

So rather then give you gross toilet pictures, I drew you pictures of my experience with facing my phobia.

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THE TOILET HATES ME....

THE TOILET HATES ME....

So in my mind, this is what I visualize the toilet to look like, if it actually knew about my phobia. But I am determined to continue with my mission of peeing on someone else's pee.


As they mingle

As they mingle

A war ensues, fighting is fierce as to who will take control over the toilet bowl. Thankfully during the battle, there were no casualties, no soldiers died by a splash to my butt.


Peace broke out

Peace broke out

After both parties realized that they too could co-mingles harmoniously.


And all ended well

And all ended well

The toilet was happy and I felt like I had taken control of my phobia in a small way.



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posted by SNORLAX on May 16th, 2007 4:46 PM

those pee molecules are so cute

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posted by Hemingway Kat on May 20th, 2007 8:44 PM

that is so not weird. i can't pee in MY toilet if there's pee in it.