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Alphabet Soup by Blue

April 17th, 2007 12:42 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Write a paragraph that contains a word starting with every letter of the alphabet, in order. You may start from any letter. Additional points awarded for illustrations, visual proof, etc.

Example: "Devilish Equivalenz forces gave him inexplicable jaundice..."

An Algorithm Brutally Collides Dividing Electricity, Forcibly Galvanizing Halos Into Jesus & Killing Lovely Mary; Narcoleptics Openly Pray Questioning Reality. Stupid Theologists Undermine Virgins Whie X-rayin Young Zygotes

A battuta commences downward elegantly. Foregoing gauntlets, H-bombs

a algorithm abracadabra antechamber
brutally backbeats brachiating
collide collimating
deadening deactivate
elaborate

embrocation
(em'-broh-kay'-shun) n. 1. the act or process of moistening and rubbing a part of the body with a liniment or lotion. 2. a liniment or lotion.

facades
Jaundice jauntily

glabella
(gluh-bell'-uh) n. the smooth area between the eyebrows just above the nose [from Latin glabellus "bald, hairless"].

lascivious
(la-siv'-ee-us) adj. reflecting or producing sexual desire or behavior, especially that is considered indecent or obscene. [from Latin lascivia "wantonness," from lascivus "wanton."]

Marrakesh
oscitate
picaninny paronomasia
vestibule

vitiate
(vish'-ee-ate) v.tr. 1: to reduce the value or impair the quality of. 2: to corrupt morally; debase. 3: to make ineffective; invalidate. [from Latin vitium "fault."]

volacious
(voh-lay'-shuss) adj. apt or fit to fly.

wallydrag
(wale'-ee-drag) n. (Scottish) a feeble, dwarfed animal or person. [not to be confused with wally (wale'-ee) n. (also Scottish) fine, splendid.]