Document Confusion by Blue
April 6th, 2007 12:52 AMDocumentation of the fuck whats his name again abdi…
Fuck you must only be able to say a word so many times before you cannot use it anymore…
RUBIN, thats it!!!
Documentation of Rubin Madness on SFØ
SFØ High Score page 2:30 PM PST May 25th 2007
And then they started to drop like flies
SFØ High Score page 4:18 PM PST May 25th 2007
SFØ High Score page 4:26 PM PST May 25th 2007
SFØ High Score page 4:38 PM PST May 25th 2007
The Wrath of the RED EX!!!
The longest email thread I have recieved…
To lazy to flip upside down read from bottom
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---- Murdoc on May 25 4:18 pm----
I don't know what's going on anymore... bleh. but from what I've read it sounds kinda inky, I don't want to submit fake tasks... I'm out. bye!
-murdoc
---- Rübïn on May 25 3:59 pm----
I love how everyone thinks the mods are just going to ride down in a golden cloud and fix everything… like they do not have better things to do thing clean up your mess!!!
---- Rubin Starset on May 25 3:25 pm----
yes it is under way
FAKE TASKS, FLAG, SAY MEAN THINGS THAT DONT MAKE ANY SENCE....GO..GO...GO
Again, please do it in a way that wont be unfixable.
i will ask the creators to open the task up so all of us can complete it. not everyone may want to, because they might want to do something else for it, but after this is all over i will write it up collect everyones documentation and post it for anyone who wants to be in it. i personally dont like posting a task untill it is totally completed
-RP
---- Rübïn on May 25 3:20 pm----
Are we starting this yet… tasks/I-Am-Spartacus/
Cuz it seams well underway!!!
---- Rubin Starship on May 25 3:11 pm----
confused? we are rubin...
---- Rubin Starset on May 25 3:01 pm----
I am so fucking confused
From: Rubin Starset
To: Jason 7au, Rubin Starset, Rubin Starset, Ribun Setsart, Rubin Starship, ...Ruben StarSet, Reuben Sandwich, RuBiN StArSeT, Rubin Starset, reiko starset, uRbin Starzet, Rübïn, Flower, Rubin Starset, Rubin Starset, RUNBIN-O, Ziggy C., Murdoc, Rube N Stuff, Rubin Starset, Rubin Starset, Rubin Starfish
Subj: RE: I AM RUBIN!!! Addendum
Date: May 25 3:09 pm
yes it is P00n..and yes that was the real Rubin...and my only concearn with competing tasks is if they say and those not participating see it as an excuse to point monger, so if you submit a bullshit task and it does not get Xed, please either complete it for real shortly after this is all over, or self-flag it.
fun+fair=nobody getting seriously angry
---- Rübïn on May 25 3:03 pm----
I am pretty sure that one was the real Rubin
---- Rubin Starset on May 25 2:53 pm----
Don't know about you fucktards, but I'll be hanging out on Market waiting to flee from the zombies. If any of you jerks who are making a martyr of me feel so inclined as to not sit on your fucking fat assed in front of a god damn screen (like you have been for the entirety of this stupid ass game)... http://eatbrains.com/
---- Reuben Sandwich on May 25 2:42 pm----
Stop this now! It is no longer funny. Fake task completions are one thing, but flagging other peoples tasks is something with which I cannot agree. If you guys take that aspect away, I will gladly join. otherwise, you come across as being hateful.
---- Rubin Starset on May 25 2:36 pm----
Vote on the task, and then let the submitter add you. Extra points! :)
---- Rube N Stuff on May 25 2:35 pm----
THEN ADD ME, MOTHALUVAS!
---- Rubin Starset on May 25 2:32 pm----
For those of us taking the new task route, don't forget that you can add collaborators. Add the other Rubins that are lower in score so we can bump the non-Rubins out of the front page. There are 8 left on the 1st page. Either they need to be brought into the fold (anyone want to recruit?) or we need to surpass them in score
-Rubin
---- Rubin Starset on May 25 2:29 pm----
yes this is the best way to handle this. Start with Hemmingway and move down flagging all of their tasks.
Rubin will be at the zombie/disco/critical mass/pirate/swat/pillowfight clusterfuck flash mob at union square tonight starting at 6
---- Rübïn on May 25 1:53 pm----
Okay I am starting with the top Non-Rubins and just flagging everything…
ITS ON!!! The First page shall be ours…
Hey has anyone seen Rubin?
---- Rubin Starset on May 25 12:41 pm----
If you plan to join us, please begin flagging around 2pm PST today
---- Rubin Starset on May 25 12:39 pm----
A Rubin messaged me earlier today as I’m sure he did you, with an amazing PLAN OF SF0 TOTAL DISRUPTION. Together We shall complete I am Spartacus and undermine the system of control by which Sf0 dictates our actions.
His plan is to submit false tasks...AS THE ORIGIONATOR OF OUR MOB I WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE, BUT WE MUST DO MORE!!!
THE FACIEST POINT SYSTEM MUST BE TORN DOWN!
I propose we collectively flag every single non Rubin task until everyone has been returned to 0 an we remain alone in a position of POWER!!
Any of you feeling that this move is a little beyond your moral capabilities then feel free to simply submit false tasks, but remember the creators will be able to eventually right our actions and re instate all disapproved tasks. Also once a task is Xed you cannot resubmit it so any false proofs you make will be lost from later completing
and remember
I AM RUBIN!!
-RUBIN POON
please pass this on to anyone who you thing might want to join our cause
Proving that SFØ Players are more like Cattle then we could have imagined
So the first time I did this I felt like i experienced confusion but that it did not get documented very well.
I was at walgreens buyinig my monthly pass and it was already all frantic in there with a super long line and one cashier and a cash register that just gave of an annoying error beep any time a key was pressed with the manager franticly talking into the phone while punching the keys faster and faster.
Apparently it is really important that you buy a Fast Pass® with credit and not debit becuase the lady seemed way more stressed out when she saw that I hit the wrong one; and she was alredy pretty stressed out looking. SO then I had to buy it again and interupt the manager from franticly pushing the keys so he could come over and void while another employee went over to the malfunctioninng cash register to wail on the keys.
Anywho this was about the time I realized that all of this was quite confusing and that I should be documenting it.
That is why confusion is so elusive for me to document; because I always get caught up in it.
The second clip is from what was apparently a fire drill at my work.
I missed the best footage when the fire trucks pulled up.
Soooooo, it might not be worth watching.
It's suprising how little actual confusion there is in a moment like this
AAAAAGH!
20 NEW SF0 MESSAGES IN MY INBOX IN 10 MINUTES?!
4:18 PM
4:26 PM
4:38 PM
It's like a crazy game of Memory!
The Rath of the RED X Insues!!!!
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yes yes the zombies thing was the real rubin. market street anyone?
Yeah... my confusion was mostly in why so many players thought it was a good idea.
Is there a way that I could I be removed from this? I was looking over the real Rubin's task completions, and this doesn't feel right at all. In fact, I really regret giving in to the fad, really. Rubin did some really great things. I admire his work, and these feel like dirty points to me. Most of Rubin's completions are the absolute epitome of drive.
However, because of things like this, he'll be remembered as a complete asshole by those who weren't even around when he actively played. If I didn't go back to look for myself, that's what I would have thought. In actuality, he did more than many of these people ever will. It's not right.
Now I'm confused for real. Looking at my own comments on this task completion, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Did you replace your previous confusion task with this spartacist rubin variant? What I comment above sounds like something completely unrelated and really makes me look like I'm out of it. surely that counts.
Look at the date on your previous comment, Burnunit. That should be enough to answer your question. =)
This whole page needs to be cleaned up!!!
Think I will wait until the A©ademy is paying me to do it!!!
Interesting thoughts on the edit a task function in that you can do a swaparoo and have 15 people seemingly voting for a picture of tinned fish, or something equally (un)hilarious.
Oh and while im thinking along these lines has anyone else noticed that if you played in the Impossible Exchange that your player colour on completed tasks remains the same as your original group and not the new group youve taken up in Glasnost?
Interesting...that almost makes me think there should be a many-era-spanning task "Polychrome", but that seems a bit far-reaching.
Your description counts toward documentation. Not everyone is going to have video, for crying out loud. The fact that you have any at all, that the manager is involved, not to mention how jumpy the cashier is, screams "confusion!" to me. Plus you had to ask for a receipt.