"...from the island of Samos."
"Dude, I played Metroid, you don't need to lecture me."

There may be technical difficulties. For now, you can go directly to the video that isn't working, hopefully.




Okay, this one is a bit... experimental, maybe? Hit-or-miss.


Quiz Bowl is a bit like Jeopardy, but with longer questions, and teams. The questions start out obscure and move towards easier. Each 'toss-up' is followed by a bonus, usually consisting of three parts.



But hey, let's not get into all the technical details about this. If we study it too much, we might start playing well... and that's the opposite of what we want.

We want to destroy this game.

We want to take academic knowledge and make a mockery of it.

So. Let's.

If you like awkward silences, you're going to dig this.

A few notes: I alternate between looking like I'm trying to play badly and pretending to try to play well. Don't worry about continuity, sheesh, this isn't a soap opera. Either way, it's still showing you how to play badly.

How to Play Quiz Bowl Badly
A VideoManual by Darkaardvark And Rao
Consisting of much awkwardness, over-the-top histrionics followed by deadpan humor, and intentionally and unintentionally mispronounced names.




If the video doesn't work, use this link: The first part of my destruction of good quizbowl playing.

And everyone's favorite, the bonus round.