This was a difficult challenge to complete given the convention of my people to not touch in public view (which makes MMA an extremely taxing affair during our bacchanalia rites) but I mustered every last ounce of courage and brash propensity for deviance and sacrilege that I could and pressed my lips to the lips of a lovely girl that I had met previously at a wedding event and in fact, I did enjoy it. Now to explain the fiasco to the inevitable tribunal.