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There was a time, not so long ago, when our people were divided. Whether through happenstance or artifice, the system that contains and supports us split our people into two distinct strata. Those who were gifted with superior intellect, grace, and c...
Just over four years ago I met a lovely young lady at a wedding. I was immediately enamored of her gregariousness and penchant for smiling. She had been in the wedding party and was wearing a lovely summer dress during the festivities after the weddi...
This task makes me sad. In my food cooler, right now, are a number of condiments large, small, and regular. Among them, various sauces from the local Taco Bell in graduating degrees of heat, (so much) soy sauce in tiny clear packets, and catsup (ketc...
I started with an orange. It was from California, but I picked it up at the local Whole Foods. The orange, as you may know, is covered in a rind which is bitter and tough. Very tough. Not at all soft. But, with some basic earth magic, I was able to a...
You know, I tried... I really tried on this one. I tried to prove that the various smoking hot young ladies trying to get me to watch them take off their scant underthings on the Internet were in fact poorly programmed robots coded by third-world b...
School started up at the end of August and in an attempt to simultaneously improve my life, collect funds from the federal government and stop my family and friends from constantly inquiring about my future I enrolled in a few credits worth of classe...
So I saw this challenge and thought "Is there really any kind of food that frightens me?" Well, certain textures and tastes really put me off, but nothing that goes so far as to drive dread into my burning heart. Today I was treated to a lovely lun...
This was a difficult challenge to complete given the convention of my people to not touch in public view (which makes MMA an extremely taxing affair during our bacchanalia rites) but I mustered every last ounce of courage and brash propensity for dev...
Here I am.