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Doodle Maier
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 365 points
Last Logged In: May 26th, 2009
TEAM: DC0
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Calvinball™ by Doodle Maier, Spidere, K prime, Mudlock, FZ!, Duck Monster, Mike Hellstrom, Shan, Eccoglyph, Momotiki

November 16th, 2007 12:12 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Get a large group of friends and/or strangers and play a game of Calvinball™. Document as thoroughly as possible and describe your enjoyment or lack thereof in great detail.

Calvinball is really difficult to document. Things change so fast: goals, rules, alliances... all we really know is, it was enough fun to draw two complete strangers in to play with us. Tonight, we made our own fun. Take a look at the pictures and captions, and see what sense you can make of it.

Holiday monkey stuffed animal: $2.99
Bag of starburst candy: $3.69
Basket: $1.99
Gingerbread man bath mitt: $3.99
Weird rubber ball: $3.99
Shower foof: $4.99
Feather duster: $6.99

Being infected by the hopping disease until you can find the monkey or make it to the North Pole: Priceless.


Passing the spinning disease was rather troublesome. Thankfully, the cure was eventually found and quickly passed amongst the afflicted.

We had fun. We entertained passers-by. We met new friends. And we took a monkey off the grid, saving him from his human oppressors. Good times.

Fizzbang's Recollection:
None of us were really sure how to start Calvinball. At the store across the street, we had bought a variety of impulse purchases to serve as the "official implements" for the game, but when we decided to begin, we just stood there looking at each other for a few moments. Then, one of us had a brilliant idea.

"I've got the monkey," declared Endless Mike, running away form the crowd, "That means I'm winning!"

Immediately, the spell was cast. Everything was much harder to document after that, as we constantly splintered into smaller groups with our own goals, only to run into another group and interchange what few rules we had been using.

We ranged between decorating and defending the Navy Soldier statue on our playfield, varying forms of tag and anti-tag, complicated alliances of convenience and amusingly expected betrayals, and new and unexpected uses for an over-long blindfold.

Apparently, we did a good job, because two passers-by asked what we were doing and were invited to join the game. And they accepted! This is how we met Franklin and Donte, who played with us for the remainder of the game (comprising at least three more halves, along with overtime and bonus overtime).

We then retired to general conversation and bullshitting and getting to know our new friends. As far as I'm concerned, this was just a conversion of the Calvinball game from physical play to social play.

And, yes, we were all winners. Especially the monkey.

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Hogtied
Monkey Commentator
Momotiki Contact Juggling
A Delicate Operation
Guarding the Decorated
Endless Mike, the Mediator
Beware the Foof
Action! Drama! Confusion!
Here Come Two New Challengers!
Shannon's unarmed!
Mystery!
Monkey-Style Victory!
Purple Starburst team go!
You...shall not...pass!
Donte's in trouble
Basket tossing
Face/Off
Fencing, minus the fences.
Where's the monkey?
That Scarf Really Gets Around
Ultra Combo!
A Questionable Turn of Events
Let there be light!
High Speed Rotation
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Frozen
I will not play your game...
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Geography is hard
Everyone get to land!
Monkey and his tag
Monkey: off the grid

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vote for the inaugural game
posted by susy derkins on November 16th, 2007 2:55 PM

I was confused at first but I guess you can play Calvinball with no ball whatsoever as long as you are in the DC zone.
(...)for the remainder of the game comprising at least three more halves, along with overtime and bonus overtime, and ALL spinning must be done while in bonus overtime, and throwing up is only allowed twice counterclockwise, NO EXCEPTIONS!
(Were the name tags something you were wearing before or you got to stick those while tagging someone? "Got you with a gazillion negative points tag!!!" )

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posted by FZ! on November 16th, 2007 3:05 PM

Spidere and K prime brought blank nametags for us all at the start of the night, since it was our first time meeting each other as DC0 folk.

For some reason, mine kept coming off, so I made it a mini-game for myself - I couldn't score if my nametag wasn't attached. I'd end up running around somewhere, and then spend another half minute trying to find where my nametag had gotten to.

By the time I had it again, I'd have been hit by a variety of freeze tags, spin tags, one-legged-hopping tags, un-tags, and the sponge ball, dog-toy ball, or jugglign and hackeysack balls that went in and out of play over the course of the game.

It was great.

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posted by Charlie Fish on November 17th, 2007 7:14 AM

It is truly excellent that there are so many powerful new players out there right now.

I've got the monkey.

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posted by Duck Monster on November 17th, 2007 9:15 AM

No way, man! I have the monkey! And Doodle Maier's name tag! (The monkey's all incognito, see...)

The monkey
posted by Spidere on November 17th, 2007 9:18 AM

I don't know--it kind of looks to me like Lank's got the monkey...

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posted by Lincøln on November 18th, 2007 1:23 AM

Lank's got something all right...

there was totally a ball!
posted by Momotiki on November 18th, 2007 1:21 PM

Suzy,

I'd just like to point out that there was totally a ball. You can see me badly attempting to contact juggle it in the third picture and in the list of items we bought from the store.

Granted, it was a untraditional ball, but a ball nonetheless.

the long tradition of untraditional balls
posted by susy derkins on November 19th, 2007 12:49 AM

Oh, yes, FZ! clarified the ball issue already!
If I remember right, untraditionally juggling untraditional balls is mandatory in Calvinball, unless you are wearing your socks on the wrong foot: you really rocked there.